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“OPINION.” a poem October 6, 2019 (Sunday)

Butter! Lard! Whole milk and Oil,

They’re “banding” together [en (greasy) masse] and startin’ t’ boil.

THEY’VE STARTED A “MOVEMENT” to get everyone a LOVIN’

THEM. As they’re cookin’ in your favorite oven.

Well, for years, they’ve been likened to BLONDEs; people say: “You’re EMPTY.”

[Their response:] “We have our place in a ‘balanced’ diet, justLikeHemp, see?

We AGREE, IF you eat JUST US, you’ll get fat and die,

But, if you don’t include us, you’re [for certain] gonna cry,

Because, without some GOOD FAT in your diet, you’re gonna get TOO THIN;

ComeOn, Y’ALL, eat some friggin’ fat; open up and let us in.”

“We’re THE FATTY FATS (GOOD cholesterol), Tasty Oils & Butter;

Don’t ignore us or your engine will sputter;

Without some of us, you’ll get emaciated and you won’t absorb,

ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS; plus, YOU’LL GET BORED,

Just eatin’ avocados and celery sticks.

Real butter, clear oils, unsaturated FOOD (That’s right, we said FOOD),

WE’REaLSO ‘GOOD PICKS.’ “

fin โ™ฅ

President Vladimir Trump announced today that, starting tomorrow, it WILL BE: “Eat Good Fats Week.”

Melanie and The Don are planning to have a wild orgy on The White House Lawn with an elephant and a hippo,

named “Jumanji,” a.k.a.: “The Cholesterol Freak.”

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Published by J Jay Samuel Davis

A West Texas Cowboy, seeking "fishers of (wo)men!"

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