“BAKING LESSON.” a poem plus a limerick, for the second day in October 2019, which was written on Monday!!! original title: “MUFFIN.” (Today is Wednesday.)
The BEST MUFFIN Iev er ate,
I got from Robert, and (I) put it on my plate.
It was densely teeming with essential nut r[i]ents,
And I, of course, had the goo ood sense,
To spread it with butter, organic and sweet;
THE BEST MUFFIN EVER. What a treat.
It was NOT a cupcake and far from a tart,
IT WAS A MUFFIN, so very close to My Heart.
I’ll remember THAT MUFFIN, ’til the day I die.
Moral: “The perfect muffin can also make you high.”*
I learned TheMuffin andCupcake, da dadada dadada da
Are dif fer ent, for goo dness’ sake, da dadada dadada da
Cupcakes’reSmooth,LikeYourRumpy, da dadadad da
An’yourMuffin’sKindaLumpy, da dadada da
Even though bothThings you’re li’ble to bake. da dadada dadada da
- – You really need to meet Robert; he ALSO bakes brownies. Real good brownies, if you know what I mean. (Wink, wink.) Of course, THIS MUFFIN was just baked with natural, quality ingredients. AND I AM SURE NONE OF THE RUMORS ARE TRUE.