The Shuffleboard Limerick.
Do you have time for shuffleboard today?
I’m on my bike, peddling my life away,
But I might drink some sauce,
At “The Crystal” andAlso toss,
A puck, on a board, brown and gray!
Ole Crystal is a famous bar in Alpine, Texas, U. S. A. They not only have pool tables, they have two shuffleboard tables . . . and a wonderful outdoor area, for carousing!