Limerick Corner ~ 👑

“NO WORRIES MATE!” a limerick

“The Queen lives in Queensland,” They say.

So, I went to Cairns, right away.

I found her in bed;

She said: “Off with his head,”

And now I’m not thinking all day!

Australia, cairns
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Charlie Chaplin~


Irrelevant where ever you are in life, there is something from this poem that will resonate with you

“This is Charlie Chaplin at age 26, photographed 100 years ago. It’s believed he wrote the poem below at age 70. He pretty much said it all with this one…
As I began to love myself
I found that anguish and emotional suffering
are only warning signs that I was living
against my own truth.
Today, I know, this is Authenticity.

As I began to love myself
I understood how much it can offend somebody if I try to force my desires on this person, even though I knew the time was not right and the person was not ready for it, and even though this person was me. Today I call this Respect.

As I began to love myself
I stopped craving for a different life,
and I could see that everything
that surrounded me
was inviting me to grow.
Today I call this Maturity.

As I began to love myself
I understood that at any circumstance,
I am in the right place at the right time,
and everything happens at the exactly right moment. So I could be calm.
Today I call this Self-Confidence.

As I began to love myself
I quit stealing my own time,
and I stopped designing huge projects
for the future. Today, I only do what brings me joy and happiness,
things I love to do and that make my heart cheer, and I do them in my own way
and in my own rhythm.
Today I call this Simplicity.

As I began to love myself
I freed myself of anything
that is no good for my health –
food, people, things, situations,
and everything that drew me down
and away from myself.
At first I called this attitude a healthy egoism. Today I know it is Love of Oneself.

As I began to love myself
I quit trying to always be right,
and ever since
I was wrong less of the time.
Today I discovered that is Modesty.

As I began to love myself
I refused to go on living in the past
and worrying about the future.
Now, I only live for the moment,
where everything is happening.
Today I live each day,
day by day,
and I call it Fulfillment.

As I began to love myself
I recognized
that my mind can disturb me
and it can make me sick.
But as I connected it to my heart,
my mind became a valuable ally.

Today I call this connection Wisdom of the Heart.

We no longer need to fear arguments,
confrontations or any kind of problems
with ourselves or others.

Even stars collide,
and out of their crashing, new worlds are born.
Today I know: This is Life!”

What’s your take on this?

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Only in America 😄

Little Johnny wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Trump.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Little Johnny was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord.
It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.

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From Fox News – Naked man who jumped into tank with tiger sharks allegedly committed earlier assault: report😆😉😊NAKED MAN 🤣

Naked man who jumped into tank with tiger sharks allegedly committed earlier assault: report

https://www.foxnews.com/world/naked-man-who-jumped-into-tank-with-tiger-sharks-allegedly-committed-earlier-assault-report

 

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