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“THE 4% SOLUTION?!” a poem, a.k.a.: “In Defense of The Catholic Church!” posted: September 9, 2019 (Monday)

“THE 4% SOLUTION?!” a poem, a.k.a.: “In Defense of The Catholic Church!” posted: September 9, 2019 (Monday)

The Church speak-eth:

“We’re NO darned better AND no blessED worse, Than other population groups in The-Multi-Verse! We’re The Catholic Church-reps – and we’re NOT s- x per-verts!

(because) ONLY 4% OF OUR PRIESTS ARE ‘GROPERS’ & THE DIOCESE ASSERTS: That ‘Given OTHER-groups, Churches-The-Boy-Scouts-School-Teachers-and-Kiwan-(u)is] – WELL, they-have-4%-of-THEIR-people-SEXUALLY-RE-PORTED, so-don-be-so-hard-n-us!!! ‘ ] ONLY 4% OF OUR SHEPHERDS – stoop – to feel-and-smooch!] WE’RE NO WORSE THAN OTHERS – ONLY 4% of US – like-to COOCH! Thus, THE MAJORITY OF CATHOLICS, leaders and lay – ARE BEYOND RE-PROACH!] So, why go around suing and bad-mouthing CATHOLIC PRIESTS?”

[One response:] “Well, JESUS IS-YOUR-COACH!]

And, sure, it might be you get sued a lot, but YOU ALL HAVE LOTS OF MONEY!

Doesn’t that suggest – You aught-to-be-a-lot more careful – about kissing Little Sonny?

And, regardless of The 4% Statistic, YOU ARE: THE CHURCH UN-I-VERSAL,

So, Catholics are held to a high, high standard! Like-you-say: THIS-IS-NO-DRESS-RE-HEARSAL!

So, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS! BUT NOT TOO HIGH; KEEP-IT-DOWN,

‘Cause you KNOW you’re under scrutiny! Why The Frown?

Plus, celibacy-is-YOUR-THING, and also your-rites-of-Priesthood,

Which say: DON’T MOLEST KIDS! (pause) Maybe you should,

NOT MAKE APOLOGIES AND ARGUMENTS FOR YOUR PRIESTS,

Just STOP – The S- x u – l Encounters!

LET’S A L L STOP ACTING LIKE BEASTS,

Focus LESS ON s – x AND MORE ON KARAOKE,

And getting sun and exercise –

We’ll spend LESS TIME IN THE POKEY!”

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Published by J Jay Samuel Davis

A West Texas Cowboy, seeking "fishers of (wo)men!"

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