“RECIPE FOR CHEAP HEALTH IN THE MODERN ERA.” a poem posted on Friday, 20 Sept. 2019.

“RECIPE FOR CHEAP HEALTH IN THE MODERN ERA.” a poem posted on Friday, 20 Sept. 2019.

Be (like) a cockroach; or, rather, ACT LIKE IT.

Like The Cockroach be healthy; so, it’s OK to just sit,

  • – SIT FOR HOURS, NOT MOVING ANYWHERE;

The Trick? You gotta be ready to move 1000 miles an hour atTheFlickOfAhair.

  • – TAKE YOUR “MEDS” (DON’T FORGET YOUR MEDS) EVER DAY;

And cockroach meds are SUGAR PILLS; come on now, DON’Tsay: “No way,”

‘Cause over and over tests show that sugar placebo(L)s,

Are as effective, yes, just as efficacious for peoples,

As $300 SUPER PILLS from your local Pharma.

Remember though: WASH THEM DOWN WITH LIQUID (like the cockroach);

You’ll have virtually NO karma.

And, with no karma, you’ll have no worries, happy as can be;

HAPPY AS A COCKROACH; just wait and see.

Oh, yeah, there IS ONE downside:

PeopleWillBeDisgustedWithYou (like Jesus and The Prophets),

So never, ever take a ride,

Over to The (bloody) (with the stench of death) Roach Motel,

Or get stepped on (like a bug); I also MUST tell,

You, therefore, to,

  • – AVOID BEING CRUSHED OR CREAMED INTO A POULTICE;

So (re-capping): (1) Be ready to race, at a moment’s notice;

(2) Eat sugar, lots of sugar and down it, drown it with GoodOl’Water;

And (3) Avoid being crushed.

ThereItIs: AcheapHealthyWayToLive ForYourSonOr[Your]Daughter.

fin ♥

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