Me Smarty Pants ~

“MR. BEAN’S GIRL THAT HE ABSOLUTELY ADORES HAS AN OPINION ABOUT THE POETRY HE WRITES.” a poem a.k.a.: “Mr. Bean’s Jumping & Dancing Honey Love.” September 17, 2019 (Tuesday)

[The Beloved:]

“I don’t like this song; it make me sad;

I don’t like THAT POEM YOU WROTE; that poem, I think, is bad.

You’d best explain WHAT YOU ARE SAYING,

And you’dBetter startSomePraying,

ForAmiracleOFanExplanationOr you’re in BIG, BIG TROUBLE,

And I AM just The One, my Love whoCan POP YOUR BUBBLE.

I’M THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS;

IcanGiveYou HORRIFIC or HAPPY screams.”

[So, later:]

“Now that you’ve explaineth-ed what Thine po-em really doth mean,

I have decided to forgive you, forImightHaveMisinterpretedYourIntentions,

Mr. Bean.

And YES I will take AN APOLOGY or TEN,

AND a dinner out with The Finest Coffee andWe’llGo we’llGo WHEN,

I’m GOOD & READY, Mr. Smarty Pants,

But FIRST GetInThisBedYouRogue,

IT’S TIME TO DO THE HONEY DANCE.

fin ♥

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