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Keeping Balance~

“PLEASE KEEP YOUR BALANCE!” a poem (in the series: “Don’t Hurt Yourself, Love!”) Remember to keep your balance, for balance is A KEY, To love & joy & successful-living – and (especially) harmony! For, when-Frank-Castle’s-burning-your-skin-with-a-red-hot-poker-rod, It goes – from a really, really hot – to an icy-cold, frozen bod!! DUALISM, BABY! Just-remember Suzi Jane – […]

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This story was told by a loving wife

This story was told by a loving wife At a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his […]

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DYI Tips for the Day for Idots

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1.Law of Mechanical Repair –

1.Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity –  Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability –  The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your […]