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Keeping Balance~

โ€œPLEASE KEEP YOUR BALANCE!โ€ a poem (in the series: “Don’t Hurt Yourself, Love!”) Remember to keep your balance, for balance is A KEY, To love & joy & successful-living – and (especially) harmony! For, when-Frank-Castleโ€™s-burning-your-skin-with-a-red-hot-poker-rod, It goes – from a really, really hot – to an icy-cold, frozen bod!! DUALISM, BABY! Just-remember Suzi Jane – […]

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This story was told by a loving wife

This story was told by a loving wife At a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his […]

1.Law of Mechanical Repairย –

1.Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity –  Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability –  The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your […]

Scottish Diplomacy

Scottish Diplomacy The following is a true bit of Scottish Diplomacy:โ€ฆ One thing about men from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked, on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of […]

The HOSPITAL BILL

The HOSPITAL BILL A man suffered a heart attack while shopping in a store.The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at […]

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