Did you know about Sleep~

If you fall asleep while overthinking, then your mind will stay active even during your sleep and you will wake up tired.

Your dreams are expressions of your subconscious minds during deep sleep. Only 10% of our mind is conscious.

Humans are the only mammal that can willingly delay sleep.

A giraffe only needs 1.9 hours a day to sleep whereas a brown bat needs 19.9 hours a day.

The very last person on your mind before sleep is the reason for your happiness or your pain.

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Story of the day ~

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing

me that I can have sex at 79. I’m so

happy, because I live at number 71. So it’s

not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it’s the same side of the street.

I don’t even have to cross the road!

Answering machine message,

“I am not available right now,

but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call,

you are one of the changes.”

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering

and take without forgetting.

The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old

enough to know your way around, you’re

not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time

to think of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Push the bone ~

“PUSH THE BONE!” a poem for: Thursday (September 5, 2019)

How can SOMETHING-so-soothing – be SO-exciting?

I just love the-clawing – and-the gentle biting!

But I-ALSO – love the tender caress –

Of what’s beneath your dress!

PUSHING “on the bone,”

Can really make-us moan!

Pushing on the OUTSIDE! and also PUSHING IN!

PUSHING THE BONE – is a lot-about what-they used-to-tell-us – was sin,

But, for married couples, IT’S JUST-THE-THING;

It’s NOT routine? (Well, maybe JUST-A-LITTLE,)

But it-can often bring,

Us TO-TEARS,

And help-us throw-away-the-fears,

Of A-World that seems to have gone MAD!

Aren’t people always searching for love?

So life won’t-be too sad?

AND I-GUESS ONLY “GRACE’ CAN DRAW YOU NEAR,

To “The Lover of Your Dreams,” and it-is SO “dear,”

That (I think) “YOU CAN ‘SEARCH’ FOREVER – AND STILL COME UP SHORT!” 🙁

[If you’re drawn to THE RIGHT ONE, you’re likely to hear each other snort!]

I think-that “pushing the bone” with The One you really LOVE,

Who really LOVES you – will take you Above,

The Painful Sorrow of so many maladies DOWN HERE,

In The LAND of heartbreak and troubles – and lots of spilled beer!

So, we’ll cling to each others, as GOD SAID WE SHOULD!*

It’s NOT maybe SO GOOD – “for The-Man-to-be-alone!”

ALONE! With-his-“morning-wood!”**

fin ♥

  • – “A man should cleave unto his wife . . . & eat more peanut butter!?” Genesis 2:24

** – AND – “afternoon wood!” and, yes, of course “evening-wood!” “Dusk-Before-Dawn-wood!” “Normally-I-wood!” “Could-a-Would-a-wood!” et al

Who’s Fault ~ Jack

Collage by Artist 👩‍🎨: J. Jay Samuel Davis called : Jacks Chello

“WHO’S FAULT?” a poem, a.k.a.: “ALL NIGHT LONG!” Thor: 5 Sept. 2019

Sweetie says: “It’s JACK’s-fault! that-you stayed-up all night long,”

For NOW [in The Morning] I’m a-bit-tired,

But STILL singing a romantic song!

And Jackie says: “IT’S HER-FAULT, for being so darn pretty,

Exposing BOTH “you and me” to-her PROVOCATIVE (you-know)

Kitty?!

I, of course, interrupt! WITH LOVE IN MY EYES,

And say: “Oh, NO!

No! I just LOVE

The Sun-rise,

BUT – also WE LOVE SWEETIE’S CHARMS,

And cuddling! FOREVER! in-Sweetie’s-arms!

NO-ONE’s TO-BLAME [really], if we’re-ALL without-sin?!

But, IF there’s TO-BE blame, we’re ALL, I-think, a-kin,

To: 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = ONE!

ONE “BIG BLAME,” or JUST-A LOTTA FUN!

Lemme take my 1/3 (you two!) AND I’LL-SLEEP A LITTLE MORE,

To-get-about-8-hours, which is 1/3-of-the-day,

Which is (by last count!)

12!

Taken-from-A-SCORE!

I’LL-BE FINE, thanks! and-I’ll-smile and kiss you both-and-sip a-little-froth!!!!! [ 🙂 – That’s stretchin’ it, Buddy! ]

JUST TELL-EVERYONE:

“I’m-SOMETHING Yes, something: of-a-sloth!”

fin ♥

All night long ~

“WHO’S FAULT?” a poem, a.k.a.: “ALL NIGHT LONG!” Thor: 5 Sept. 2019

Sweetie says: “It’s JACK’s-fault! that-you stayed-up all night long,”

For NOW [in The Morning] I’m a-bit-tired,

But STILL singing a romantic song!

And Jackie says: “IT’S HER-FAULT, for being so darn pretty,

Exposing BOTH “you and me” to-her PROVOCATIVE (you-know)

Kitty?!

I, of course, interrupt! WITH LOVE IN MY EYES,

And say: “Oh, NO!

No! I just LOVE

The Sun-rise,

BUT – also WE LOVE SWEETIE’S CHARMS,

And cuddling! FOREVER! in-Sweetie’s-arms!

NO-ONE’s TO-BLAME [really], if we’re-ALL without-sin?!

But, IF there’s TO-BE blame, we’re ALL, I-think, a-kin,

To: 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = ONE!

ONE “BIG BLAME,” or JUST-A LOTTA FUN!

Lemme take my 1/3 (you two!) AND I’LL-SLEEP A LITTLE MORE,

To-get-about-8-hours, which is 1/3-of-the-day,

Which is (by last count!)

12!

Taken-from-A-SCORE!

I’LL-BE FINE, thanks! and-I’ll-smile and kiss you both-and-sip a-little-froth!!!!! [ 🙂 – That’s stretchin’ it, Buddy! ]

JUST TELL-EVERYONE:

“I’m-SOMETHING Yes, something: of-a-sloth!”

fin ♥