“WHO NOSE WHAT I CAN DO!” a poem, a.k.a.: “”The BIG-MAC-GIRrrrL Knows[Nose]!” “A Little Risque!” Aug. 26, 2019 (Monday)

My boyfriend Derrick’s nose – is in my pussy 24/7!

“Get out of there, Derrick1” “But, HONEY! I’m in Heaven!

Would you kick me out of Heaven, my darling, my dear?”

So, I started “a derrick company” called: “Pussy,” where you need not fear,

Being kicked out of Heaven! Yeah! Well, how could I have kno[h]wn,

That Heaven was “there?!” South!? You-know: just “Under Do[oh!]wn!”

Then, my doggie Tiny’s nose – is in there too!

“Tiny, Honey, with you – what am I to do?”

(But Tiny just ignores me, and sticks it in a bit more!)

Tiny’ nose is a little cold, but does not make me sore,

Like when a little mouse stuck its nose in there,

And rushed inside, [for shelter], scampering over my (pubic) hair!

Now, I have a mouse inside, giving me little kisses!

“PUSSY, who could have guessed that one day you’d have a limited number of pisses,”

Because I do not wish to pee all over My Heavenly Court:

Derrick! Tiny! mice! and-others!? It’s such a busy port!

Well! Jesus “knows” (pause) (that)

Being in there – is a lot of fun!

Come to find out, Jesus is a Big-Mackerel, and that’s no pun!

He’s REALLY – a big, ol’ fish, so the fishy smell in there, he LOVES!

For my part, I don’t really care for fish; I prefer oven basted turtle doves,

And monkey brains! and “nose of lamb,”*

And Big Macs! with a little spam!

You all might like to know, I’m working on being a contortionist,

So I can stick MY nose in there too, and be-with-and-among “the-best,”

For, as the saying goes: “Many noses make for a happy twat!”**

Well, I really don’t know (about that),

But a lot of them in there I’ve got!

fin β™₯

  • – I’m just kidding about the lamb!

** – a little known saying fromThe Mystic Poet

Published by J Jay Samuel Davis

A West Texas Cowboy, seeking "fishers of (wo)men!"

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