“IT’S HER!” a poem – in the horrific series: “Cupid Doesn’t Text!”* presented on: (you- guessed-it!) SUNDAY, August 11, 2019!
WE ALL HAVE FEARS! and tears! and-concerns! IT’S-PART-OF-BEING-HUMAN, ISN’T-THAT-GREAT?
IF it was any other way, I imagine THINGS-WOULD-BE-LESS-INTERESTING, and-we-might-not-be-willing-to-seek-A-Mate,
“To have and to hold,” to be silly with and bold,
And I write this to YOU! to-tell-you, “YOU-DO,
Those things I ADORE!” You’re JUST-“IDEAL! to-The-Core!”
AND!! You PER-PLEX! [There’s-no-rhyme-on-this-ledge!]
And-I-LOVE-THAT all so,
‘Cause (I guess) a long time ago,
I came to a conclusion,
That: THE “PERFECT ONE” NOT ONLY DRIVES YOU TO FITS OF DELIGHT,
BUT WILL ALSO UPSET YOU! FAR INTO THE NIGHT!!
AND WILL HOLD YOU AND CUDDLE YOU, ‘TIL YOU CRY-&-SAY THIS:
“WE’RE SO PERFECTLY SUITED! I LOVE YOU, CUTE MISS!”
So, someone SO FINE, who is PERFECT (you think),
Also has-the-power to-probably-“drive-you-to-drink!”
THE HUMAN CONDITION’S BOTH HEAVEN AND HELL,
AND I-AM K I N D A!!! OK-WITH-THAT! [ISN’T-THAT JUST-SWELL?]
That: The angel of your dreams is ALSO “your-nightmare,”
With snakes and pure evil, dancing in her hair!
So, grab-onto-Your-partner, for an interesting ride!
SMILE! as you go-UP-on-the-[roller]-coaster [and]-cry-ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE!
But, whether tears or great laughter, HOLD-ON FOR DEAR LIFE,
And DISREGARD APPEARANCES! and-Look-into-HER-eyes!
IT’S YOUR WIFE!
* – The bastard just fires arrows (incessantly) into YOUR HAPLESS HIDE! 🙂