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“IT’S HER!” a poem – in the horrific series: “Cupid Doesn’t Text!”* presented on: (you- guessed-it!) SUNDAY, August 11, 2019!

WE ALL HAVE FEARS! and tears! and-concerns! IT’S-PART-OF-BEING-HUMAN, ISN’T-THAT-GREAT?

IF it was any other way, I imagine THINGS-WOULD-BE-LESS-INTERESTING, and-we-might-not-be-willing-to-seek-A-Mate,

“To have and to hold,” to be silly with and bold,

And I write this to YOU! to-tell-you, “YOU-DO,

Those things I ADORE!” You’re JUST-“IDEAL! to-The-Core!”

AND!! You PER-PLEX! [There’s-no-rhyme-on-this-ledge!]

And-“drive-me-to-The-Edge,”

And-I-LOVE-THAT all so,

‘Cause (I guess) a long time ago,

I came to a conclusion,

(Trying NOT-to-court-delusion),

That: THE “PERFECT ONE” NOT ONLY DRIVES YOU TO FITS OF DELIGHT,

BUT WILL ALSO UPSET YOU! FAR INTO THE NIGHT!!

AND WILL HOLD YOU AND CUDDLE YOU, ‘TIL YOU CRY-&-SAY THIS:

“WE’RE SO PERFECTLY SUITED! I LOVE YOU, CUTE MISS!”

So, someone SO FINE, who is PERFECT (you think),

Also has-the-power to-probably-“drive-you-to-drink!”

THE HUMAN CONDITION’S BOTH HEAVEN AND HELL,

AND I-AM K I N D A!!! OK-WITH-THAT! [ISN’T-THAT JUST-SWELL?]

That: The angel of your dreams is ALSO “your-nightmare,”

With snakes and pure evil, dancing in her hair!

So, grab-onto-Your-partner, for an interesting ride!

SMILE! as you go-UP-on-the-[roller]-coaster [and]-cry-ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE!

But, whether tears or great laughter, HOLD-ON FOR DEAR LIFE,

And DISREGARD APPEARANCES! and-Look-into-HER-eyes!

IT’S YOUR WIFE!

fin โ™ฅ

* – The bastard just fires arrows (incessantly) into YOUR HAPLESS HIDE! ๐Ÿ™‚

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Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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