J Jay Samuel Davis

I”LIFE IN HEAVEN IS QUITE AMAZING!” a poem August 29, 2019 (Thursday)

“LIFE IN HEAVEN IS QUITE AMAZING!” a poem August 29, 2019 (Thursday)

Shhhhh! Yup! I know you’ve-all-been-suspicious-about-it, but-we have now con-firmed,

That THIS IS HEAVEN! We’re HERE!! That’s what we’ve learned!

But, don’t tell anyone FOR GOODNESS’ SAKES;

(since) It would drastically reduce Church Attendance – and no-future-hoping makes,

For-some pretty mean hombres, walking around with guns and knives,

‘Cause, if they find this is Heaven, they-might-think-they-got-it-made, &-in-their-eyes,

IF THEY’RE ALREADY “HERE,” some people will do whatever they want,

Like they’ll go around “keying cars,” bashing bars & won’t hit; they’ll only bunt!

They’ll just think they can do what they please, ’cause this is Heaven, right?

However, they should STILL know – that’s it NOT OK to hurt an’ fight!

Actually, (shhhhh!) You can-get kicked-out if you’re not nice!

OF COURSE, after-a-time, you can come back! (shhhhh!) Let’s-be-quiet like mice,

And not let the word get out, for there are some other things too,

Like: no peeing in public – and no “spiking” grama’s punch – or savory, beef stew!

Anyway, it’s CONFIRMED! and here’s a little evidence,

I’ve been gathering! in “The Era of Trump & Pence:”

For instance, I married me an angel, and in Heaven (believe it or not) it’s OK to do,

Lots of “coochie coochie” and “rubbie bummy” and “tickle-y -nickle-y-woo” too!

Heaven! It’s like a big, ol’ orgy (shhhhh!) for Me and You,

But you still have to be respectful! Yet, things have kinda become like “brand new!”

You might wonder how I found this out, but it was really pretty easy!

I think I first noticed it – when I looked into YOUR eyes, which were so soft and breezy!

Plus, your body’s smell was yummy, like peach nectar in The Spring!

And I know that I heard angelic choirs start to sing!

Anyway, that is my story; that is my song,

Telling everyone on Facebook and Tumblr, all the-day long,

That (shhhhh!) We’re in Heaven! I think it’s so nice,

& now phone-and-device-sales-will-go-down, with an upsurge – in sugar-‘n’-spice!

And NOW – we know who God is! That’s right! TRUMP!

So, Bill Maher (net worth: $100 million) goes to Hell, thinking Don’s a chump!

But now we know HE (Trump, that is!) is REALLY cool,

And we’ll forever re-elect him, and we can be as smart as he is and never attend school!

fin ♥


By Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)