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J Jay Samuel Davis

I married a Mob Boss ~Lies Plus Secrets At last told

Letter to my husband

Well here goes my Story

My Secret Life

My husband love me just the way I am

Probably until I write this letter

Called Secrets and Lies of my past

I faked being a Virgin on my wedding night to my Husband, he doesn’t know that

I said I was 21 when I was really 55,

It was easy cause I had fake boobs,

Face job, plastic ass as big as a soccer ball

And a wardrobe of 150 wigs

And I had a Sex reassignment operation when the first came out 30 years ago

Oh my it gets worse these secrets and lies 😆 lol

I was married 6 times by then

One was shot by my second husband then number 2 was jailed

Got all their money and thought wow 😮 what an easy way to make 💰 money

And the next 4 Husbands were Mafia relationships

So the secrets and lies were woven very easily cause I was a boss cocky by then

Organised their demises too

All my so called I gave birth to children changed yearly cause my brothers and sisters rented them out to me

But time for more plastic jobs and I was rolling in dough

Flash car, flash male admirers

Drinking, smoking pot, cruising the oceans

Building a secret paradise on lizard island 🌴

Then I meet my seventh husband on my favourite hobby Facebook

Oh my what a sweetheart

Only he loved weddings

By then I was done with them weddings and lies and secrets

What to do.

They say patience is a virtue, don’t get me wrong but the yanks doodle dandy was pretty bloody good

Only then he told me he was an attorney of law dang gosh, what next.

I was really happy until the little questions and curious looks started and the downfall with me is being a deceiving big fat sucker I can’t remember what I say.

I would write yellow sticky notes all over the place and it just blew my brains away

So I been thinking of late number 7 down the hole to but he’s got no money this one

He’s going bald needs a hearing aid so I’m going to surprise him next month and send him to lizard island 🌴

Whosh, onto number 8 waiting in the balcony

Can you guess who that will be lol 😂 his Dady 93 years old

He’s got money should be a blast 🤕🆘

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Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)