“WHO NOSE WHAT I CAN DO!” a poem, a.k.a.: “”The BIG-MAC-GIRrrrL Knows[Nose]!” “A Little Risque!” Aug. 26, 2019 (Monday)

“WHO NOSE WHAT I CAN DO!” a poem, a.k.a.: “”The BIG-MAC-GIRrrrL Knows[Nose]!” “A Little Risque!” Aug. 26, 2019 (Monday)

My boyfriend Derrick’s nose – is in my pussy 24/7!

“Get out of there, Derrick1” “But, HONEY! I’m in Heaven!

Would you kick me out of Heaven, my darling, my dear?”

So, I started “a derrick company” called: “Pussy,” where you need not fear,

Being kicked out of Heaven! Yeah! Well, how could I have kno[h]wn,

That Heaven was “there?!” South!? You-know: just “Under Do[oh!]wn!”

Then, my doggie Tiny’s nose – is in there too!

“Tiny, Honey, with you – what am I to do?”

(But Tiny just ignores me, and sticks it in a bit more!)

Tiny’ nose is a little cold, but does not make me sore,

Like when a little mouse stuck its nose in there,

And rushed inside, [for shelter], scampering over my (pubic) hair!

Now, I have a mouse inside, giving me little kisses!

“PUSSY, who could have guessed that one day you’d have a limited number of pisses,”

Because I do not wish to pee all over My Heavenly Court:

Derrick! Tiny! mice! and-others!? It’s such a busy port!

Well! Jesus “knows” (pause) (that)

Being in there – is a lot of fun!

Come to find out, Jesus is a Big-Mackerel, and that’s no pun!

He’s REALLY – a big, ol’ fish, so the fishy smell in there, he LOVES!

For my part, I don’t really care for fish; I prefer oven basted turtle doves,

And monkey brains! and “nose of lamb,”*

And Big Macs! with a little spam!

You all might like to know, I’m working on being a contortionist,

So I can stick MY nose in there too, and be-with-and-among “the-best,”

For, as the saying goes: “Many noses make for a happy twat!”**

Well, I really don’t know (about that),

But a lot of them in there I’ve got!

fin ♥

  • – I’m just kidding about the lamb!

** – a little known saying fromThe Mystic Poet


Facebook Dating Site ~

“STARTING OVER AGAIN!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Facebook Fiddling* Can Burn Up All The Money In Your Accounts!” August 30, 2019 (Freya’s Day!)

“Oh, JOY! MY ACCOUNT(s) IS (are) (pause! get ready!) CLEAN!

ALL MY MONEY! I’ve been ‘scammed!’ Now, I glean:

From experience that I should NEVER ‘FIDDLE’ around – on Facebook!

I gave ‘them’ INFORMATION! and ‘they’ done took-A [SPECIAL] LOOK!

THEY TOOK! A LOOK! at-me! (pause)

I-guess! “a patsy” THEY did see,

AND – every account I HAD (had, had, had)

Is-gone! I guess THE GANGS, found me [to be] a silly lad,

With a pitifully, sympathetic HEART,

Which – simply LOVES to SIMPLY part,

With, for instance, a little cash for lovely, lonely “CINDY LU LU,”

From Nigeria!”

Yup! CINDY’S “a gang” too,

And She-got maybe-$10? PLUS – all My Account Info,

AND – every account connected with me,

Yeah, baby! Don’t-cha know!

NEVER DOUBT! These “gangs” are extremely so-phis-ti-cated;

They’ve had a lot of practice, AND THEY’VE (also) CONGREGATED,

Together – to clean accounts – from NAIVE-folks like me!

So, ANYWAY! Thank God! Now, I’m clean, with-no-mo-ney!

CLEAN! CLEAN! minus a “mill” or more in those accounts!

I wonder! Whether! They’re insured? if-not! I may not have “an ounce,”

Of wherewithal, sweet wherewithal – to now- NOW draw -up-on!

I (and-others with accounts related!) HAVE-LOST-WEIGHT,


fin ♥

  • – The Internet Gangs out there will FIDDLE with you AND fiddle, as “Your Roman Accounts” BURN! and ALL OF US are susceptible! THESE GANGS are SO clever! “They” have drained accounts from some of the most talented and sophisticated people, AROUND THE WORLD. It’s THEIR JOB!**

** – to get YOUR money! They ARE “that” good! 🙂 – Yipes! $$$$$$$

Face time ~

“I NEED YOUR FACE!” a poem, for Friday, August 30, 2019 a.k.a.: “There’s Just Something About A Face You Love!”

Maybe it’s the eyes, Windows to some Divine Source?

But I don’t know! I really don’t know, but – in your face, there’s force,

To captivate – and soothe and excite,

And make my existence feel all right!

I adore your eyes – and your nose, with nostrils flared;

Your eyes can close so tightly! Of course, who really ever dared,

To stare too long, for fear of being LOST,

IN LOVE, but – it-is surely “at any cost,”

That I must act, when I become a-gi-tated,

And call: “I-MUST see-your-face! How long I’ve waited!”

I think I’ve waited all my life – to find you, find you “here,”

And I-need to-play catch-up, after all the terrible fear,

Which I’ve spent, not knowing why!

It was: I was so scared (that) I would fail-to-find “your-eye!”

Plus-this: I could only imagine the curves of your lips,

Your rosy cheeks – and the splendid dips,

In your-dimples, which I-might-image as-you-gently-smile!

I can-take a mental picture, but all the while,

Every feature changes, yet still I want more,

With-my-tongue here-and-there, licking every pore!

Others will look on – with disgust and ridicule,

Saying (that) “My Fantasy with Your Face” just-shows-I’m a bloody fool!

Yes, I suppose, but THERE’S SOMETHING, and it makes me crazy,

Yearning to see your face ONCE AGAIN (pause)

[“When I’m-not staring, it-gets just-slightly hazy!”]

fin ♥

Little white lie ~

“PRETTY MUCH WHATEVER YOU DO [I F D O N E W I T H L O V E] WILL BE OK!”* a poem, August 30, 2019 (Friday)

Telling a-little white lie, in my opinion, so she doesn’t get upset,

Is pretty-much OK – IF DONE IN LOVE, it’s-usually a good-bet!

Pretty-much any “terrible” thing you do,

Is OK, BUT [there-are] SOME things to avoid, a few:

Like – watch out for BANK ROBBERY – or shooting everyone in the mall,

And, speaking of that – probably ANYTHING that DOES have to do with “maul!”

Oh, yeah, and anything that might cause a pregnant girl to have a miscarriage!

And! (in some states, at least) “polygamist marriage!”

Those are some of the ones, “off the top of my head,” that I would suggest you decline,

But mostly everything else DONE IN LOVE should be fine!


But – missing her anniversary (on purpose or otherwise), I just wanna let you know,

That you should get her, like, TWICE THE STUFF, when you finally remember!

And, now that I’m thinking about it – touching her every intimate member!

Although we were warned about that as kids, and, even if it makes her scream,

Well, I think you’ll find (IF done with LOVE),

That might-just “put-you on-The A Team!”

Anyway, so, re: WHAT YOU DO: “Do whatever you do with caring and love,

And, I think, usually your efforts will be blessed from ABOVE!”

LOVE’S SOMETIMES CRAZY! but, heck, Life can be short and not so sweet,

If you don’t take a few chances!

So, take a chance occasionally! and


fin ♥

  • – Be aware, there MAY be some exceptions to this rule!

Little white lie