Going-on! Why are YOU here; I-should-be-visiting-YOU,
To receive enlightenment & learning!” “Oh, no,” said Mann; “I’m just a ‘piece o’ poo,’
I got me PROBLEMS! up-The-Wa-zoo: like NO LOVER, ill health and ADDIC-TION,
To: sex and food (and I’m VERY crude)! I have GREAT PREDIL-EC-TION,
For being obnoxious, mean and sexy! and also DOUBLE MINDED (double minded!)”
“BUT! but-but-but – Those are ALL highly SPIRITUAL TRAITS!” to me Maharishi reminded!
“So, what’s going on?” as Ma stared in Mann’s face! “Why are you ACTING – like you’re IN DISGUISE? You ARE ‘divinity,’ full blown and fresca! You’re so ancient and wise! WHY HAVE YOU GOT A LIBRARY JOB – at a desk(a)?
AND – You’re walking around, like you don’t know who you are!”
“YOU MEAN, IT’S OK? TO POLLUTE AND DRIVE A CAR?!”
“Hell, yeah,” said Maharishi; “I’ve been trying to get one for years!”
So, Mann just packed up – and dried away her/his tears,
And went back to America, with the code name: T. O. M. I. U. S.*
(S)he LIVES to enlighten, massage – and to try us,
By ASKING SILLY QUESTIONS, LIKE (S)HE DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER,
And ACTING ORDINARY! more-like-Rudolph** not like Dancer!
Anyway, (S)he’s gonna start a Pod Cast called: “GOD’s Speaking To You!”
And – (S)he’s also got him(her)self A FOLLOWING, at “The Hallmark-ian Zoo!”