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Famous Quote~ Bob Dylan

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Oh my goodness, funny naughty things

Luv This. A blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and can’t read the menu.  So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.” The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy.  The blind […]

Funny little things ~

When Abe died, his will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.     As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Esther turned to her oldest and dearest friend.     “Ah well, Abe would be pleased,” she  said. “You’re right,” replied Sarah, who lowered her voice and leaned in  close. “So go on, how much did this really […]

They walk among us, they breed, and they vote ~ Funny things

I went through the McDonald’s driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.’She sighed and went to get the manager who asked […]

“GOD IS DRUNK, GOD IS GOOD, A FORCE OF NATURE, IF YOU WOULD!” a poem, written too late to remember:* August 22, 2019 (Thursday)

Tragic these events are thought provoking.

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