Poor little thing ~

“THE HEART APP.!” a poem a.k.a.: “It’s Free!”* a.k.a. “Oh, I Don’t Know About All This Stuff; I Just Try To ‘Deal With It,’ Badly!” a.k.a.: “Another Misinterpreted Message From ‘The Intergalactic Federation of Planets,’ i.e.: Outer Space Folks!” Wednesday: July 10, 2019

Humans! OWN YOUR CRAZINESS! Fall in love!

It’s THE CRAZIEST THING WE’VE EVER HEARD OF!

“I just hope – it NEVER happens to-ME,

For-I-have-MY-DIGNITY!-She’s-my-wife, you see!”**

What’s crazier than LOVE? It’s a “grand compulsion,”

And, once infected, your reasoning suffers expulsion!

Then, Satan (or Jeff, Your Conscience) goes: “What-the-f k’s-going-on-here?”

Your HEART replies: “Have yourself a beer!”

Then, your MIND says: “But I don’t drink!”

“Well, with-Love-you-don’t-have-to!” [The Mind says:] “YOU STINK!”

Well, YES! “LOVE-DOTH-STINK! (pause) but-somehow, you-love-The-Smell!”

“I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF Y O U! I WANNA RETURN TO HELL,

TO-THE-WORLD-OF: RELIGIONS! HOSPITALS! &-POLI-TICS!”

“OK! Bye!” (aside): “I-hope-this-situation-never-sticks!”

Oh, DANG, Gang! (Bang!) We’re in BIG TROUBLE! Are-we Heaven Bound?

Or (O. M. G.) Have-we-arrived? LOOK-WHAT-I’VE-FOUND?

I found-me A-LOVE-LETTER-with-a-photograph – in-a-secluded-drawer,

And I’m pretty-sure I CAN’T-take very-much-of-this-any-more,

BEFORE I LOSE MY BLANKETY-BLANK-MIND,

Sniffing! Sniffing! This pretty girls’ be – – – d!

DISGUSTING! Disgusting, but (pause) SUDDENLY NICE!

I-dunno! It’s-sort-of-like-EGG-nog, with-too-much-sugar-&-spice!

(O. M. G., JEFF has-“lapsed!” Has his mighty, bloody mind collapsed?)

Jeff: “I (pause) yai!-Yai Yai-I-yai-I-yai-I’ve-been HEART–APP’s- ed!”

“HEART APPS ed!”

fin <3

  • – Facebook Friend ly Reminder: NOTHING’S FREE, is it?

** – My DIGNITY, that-is! Boys don

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