Line up your ex-lovers and you see your mental flow chart 😜

β€œMENTAL PROBLEMS?!?!” a poem a.k.a.: β€œTHAT’s The Problem!!”

 “I’m NOT – in the poetic search (mode); I’m in the rabbit business of fucking you!β€œ Anon. πŸ™‚ – “Au-m!-Gee!” The Mystic Poet.

We’ve ALL got brains! THAT’S THE PROBLEM! That’s-the-problem! Now,

We’ve ALL got MENTAL PROBLEMS – and, when you ask me how,

We will deal – with all the β€œloonies” we’ve spotted way OUT THERE;

I WILL remind you – β€œWe’re also loonies,” and then you’ll probably stare,

And say: β€œWhat’s that? Oh, you’re mistaken; your mind has no defects!”

β€œOh, yes – I DO, my Love, my Life, for – whenever I send texts,

I use my brain – my “brilliant” brain, and all brains here are KOOKY;

WE-IMAGINE WE’VE NO MENTAL PROBLEMS, WHEN Everyone is OOKY!β€œ

Our problems-of-the-mental though – are so, so-darned diverse,

When we do get in our little group, we THINK-we-can write good verse,

But EVERYONE’S INSANE AS HELL, on that you can rely,

So, DON’T THINK YOUR INSANITY IS LESS SANE, just try,

To follow the admonition “DON’T JUDGE,” for this we see,

WE HAVE TO CO-EXIST – WITH OTHERS – IN ALL THIS INSANITY!

fin <3

Editor:

Some days in the office a Poet leave’s it on the plate with a note * Do as you please with this * πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†

Oh my, this little Editor is dizzy with those skills well beyond this Poet

Mystic Poet intimidates me, by serving up these quirky rymes, knowing full well

I haven’t a clue how to edit this work

I quit 😞

I’m going home πŸ˜“

πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ€—πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜“πŸ’›πŸ€—πŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ’›πŸ˜

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