Me President Trump~

“MAJOR PLANNER!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Flim Flam Man!” a.k.a.: “HOW? Asked Mr. Trump, CAN WE UNDO OVER 3 YEARS OF BAD PUBLIC OPINION IN 3 MONTHS? A: LET’S ‘WOW!-‘EM,’ MR. PRESIDENT! Signed: Your Friends & Peers, i.e.: Super Rich Control Freak Dictators!” in a series: “Mr. Hip (Trump) Goes To Town!”

I. C. E.* raids and mass deporations – are REALLY “in The News!”

Trump’s NOW? really-doing-The-Job? with-him,we-JUST-CAN’T-LOSE!

Well, I think I “smell a dog-gone rat,” with-elections on The-Horizon!

Now-that-“Russian Hearings”-have taken-a-back seat! I’m-calling! on Verizon!

I’m gonna TALK-WITH-DON, &-ask-him WHY’s-he-deporting-so-late?

And SO-CLOSE TO-ELECTIONS!? “You’ve-had-[over]-3-years; why’d-you-wait?”

I think-because, Mr. President – YOU ARE A MAJOR PLANNER,

And you “have lots-o’-cards up your-sleeve,” you wily Dapper Dan-ner!

You-know, I-just wanna-say (again): “YOU’RE MANIPULATING US,”

As-you play – whatever Trump Card you need – to quiet all this fuss,

About ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’VE DONE THE PAST 3 YEARS,

Regarding borders, Putin, ap-pointees – Anxiety! and-Fears!

I-just-wanna-say: “You’ve PLANNED THIS STUFF you’re starting to execute NOW,

Fulfilling-Promises, this-close-to-The-Election! A-planner-you-are! Yeah, WOW!”

All these “Apprentice-Strategies” of-yours, which you have so designed,

With YOU, with you – It’s-ALL-about-YOU – with you-you-you-in-mind,

To make you LOOK! just-look like-you’re “Balanced! and so Fair,”

Just-like “foxy” FOX NEWS! I think this-is like-your-hair:

FAKE and ARTIFICIAL! I respect you not a bit,

Even-though-I-was-ROOTING-for-you (years ago); I’ll-try-not-to-suck-on-“your-t – t,”

Which is (obviously) what you want: [To-get] folks dependent – on your vile pro-grams!

I HOPE, YOU RAT, YOU FAIL, WITH YOUR SCHEMING, SWEET FLIM-FLAMS!

fin <3

As cold as I. C. E.!

Post poem: I trust-you less-than-most-doctors, about-the-same-as-telemarket-folk,

Or judges, usedcar dealers, for I think you are “a joke,”

But-I’m-pretty-sure you can not do a dang thing a-bou-[d]tit;

You’re-just a rich and pompous lout, a ruthless half-a-wit!

GUYS LIKE YOU, who-live-in-this-world, are necessary, you-see,

For you TO TEACH US many things – like how we should-not be!

  • – I. C. E. stands for: (United States) Immigration & Customs Enforcement!
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