“MAJOR PLANNER!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Flim Flam Man!” a.k.a.: “HOW? Asked Mr. Trump, CAN WE UNDO OVER 3 YEARS OF BAD PUBLIC OPINION IN 3 MONTHS? A: LET’S ‘WOW!-‘EM,’ MR. PRESIDENT! Signed: Your Friends & Peers, i.e.: Super Rich Control Freak Dictators!” in a series: “Mr. Hip (Trump) Goes To Town!”
I. C. E.* raids and mass deporations – are REALLY “in The News!”
Trump’s NOW? really-doing-The-Job? with-him,we-JUST-CAN’T-LOSE!
Well, I think I “smell a dog-gone rat,” with-elections on The-Horizon!
Now-that-“Russian Hearings”-have taken-a-back seat! I’m-calling! on Verizon!
I’m gonna TALK-WITH-DON, &-ask-him WHY’s-he-deporting-so-late?
And SO-CLOSE TO-ELECTIONS!? “You’ve-had-[over]-3-years; why’d-you-wait?”
I think-because, Mr. President – YOU ARE A MAJOR PLANNER,
And you “have lots-o’-cards up your-sleeve,” you wily Dapper Dan-ner!
You-know, I-just wanna-say (again): “YOU’RE MANIPULATING US,”
As-you play – whatever Trump Card you need – to quiet all this fuss,
About ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’VE DONE THE PAST 3 YEARS,
Regarding borders, Putin, ap-pointees – Anxiety! and-Fears!
I-just-wanna-say: “You’ve PLANNED THIS STUFF you’re starting to execute NOW,
Fulfilling-Promises, this-close-to-The-Election! A-planner-you-are! Yeah, WOW!”
All these “Apprentice-Strategies” of-yours, which you have so designed,
With YOU, with you – It’s-ALL-about-YOU – with you-you-you-in-mind,
To make you LOOK! just-look like-you’re “Balanced! and so Fair,”
Just-like “foxy” FOX NEWS! I think this-is like-your-hair:
FAKE and ARTIFICIAL! I respect you not a bit,
Even-though-I-was-ROOTING-for-you (years ago); I’ll-try-not-to-suck-on-“your-t – t,”
Which is (obviously) what you want: [To-get] folks dependent – on your vile pro-grams!
I HOPE, YOU RAT, YOU FAIL, WITH YOUR SCHEMING, SWEET FLIM-FLAMS!
As cold as I. C. E.!
Post poem: I trust-you less-than-most-doctors, about-the-same-as-telemarket-folk,
Or judges, usedcar dealers, for I think you are “a joke,”
But-I’m-pretty-sure you can not do a dang thing a-bou-[d]tit;
You’re-just a rich and pompous lout, a ruthless half-a-wit!
GUYS LIKE YOU, who-live-in-this-world, are necessary, you-see,
For you TO TEACH US many things – like how we should-not be!
- – I. C. E. stands for: (United States) Immigration & Customs Enforcement!