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Story Teller ~


Sometimes we Seniors don’t Understand Directions…

I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists’ high counter is located.
 
I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
 
The Pharmacist  came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.  I said, “Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?”
 
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
 
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
 
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
 
When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?”
 
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!”
 
I said, “Oh, thank  God!  That’s a real relief!  My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!”
 
I’m not allowed to go back to that pharmacy, but I really don’t care, because they aren’t very friendly there anymore!

American History ~ thought of the day or is it 😂

Some people are Still Trying To Figure Out

How Hillary Could Have Lost The Election. It is puzzling…

Was it the Russian Uranium Deal?

Was it Wikileaks?

Was it Podesta?

Was it Comey?

Was it having a sexual predator as a husband?

Was it Huma Abedin’s sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner?

Was it because the Clinton Foundation ripped off Haiti?

Was it subpoena violations?

Was it the congressional testimony lies?

Was it the corrupt Clinton Foundation?

Was it the Benghazi fiasco?

Was it pay for play?

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Was it being recorded laughing because she got a child rapist off when she was an attorney?

Was it the Travel Gate scandal?

Was it the Whitewater scandal?

Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?

Was it the Trooper-Gate scandal? OR….

Was it the $15 million for Chelsea’s apartment bought with foundation money?

Or her husband’s interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation?

Or happily accepting the stolen debate questions given to her?

Or her own secret server in her house and disdain for classified information?

Or deleting 30,000 emails?

Or having cell phones destroyed with hammers?

Was it the Seth Rich murder?

Was it the Vince Foster murder?

Was it the Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement?

Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?

Was it calling half the United States deplorable?

Was it the underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?

Was it the lie about being under sniper fire in Bosnia?

Was it the $10 million she got for the pardon of Marc Rich?

Or the $6 BILLION she “lost” when in charge of the State Dept.?

Or because she is a hateful, lying, power-hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty person?

Gee I just can’t seem to put my finger on it…

Members of the Marshall Family ~

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being..

She said, ‘Hi handsome. My name is Rose.. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?’

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, ‘Of course you may!’ and she gave me a giant squeeze..

‘Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?’ I asked.

She jokingly replied, ‘I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…’

‘No seriously,’ I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age

‘I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!’ she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.

We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this ‘time machine’ as she shared her wisdom and experience with me..

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.

Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, ‘I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.’

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, ‘ We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.

There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody! Can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.’

She concluded her speech by courageously singing ‘The Rose.’

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those months ago

One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s never too late to be all you can possibly be.

When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.. We make a Living by what we get. We make a Life by what we give.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Pass this message on to 7 people.You will receive a miracle tomorrow ( if you don’t think so….look out your window when you wake in the morning and think about it )

If you choose not, then you refuse to bless someone else.

‘Good friends are like stars….. ……You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.’

By Rose Marshall @bestofnature

Footnote : Mary Marshall lived by these same words and passed over having sex when she was 104 years old drinking champagne and dancing in Toorak Australia.

The moral of these wonderful gracious Ladies was they had lived without losing their ” Child Within”

Bless the Marshall’s 😂

Out of the mouths of a child ~ beware parents 😂

Listen Parents what you teach you’re Sons, you will regret later
When you wonder where ” did I go wrong ” yes if your honest, you did
Life’s like that for caring folks
We think we are teachers
And instead, keep handing down the
Poison chalice of past ideals from our lineage

These are the words of my Father a True Methodist ©️@bestofnature

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Have fun with this America 🌐

HENRY KISSINGER TAKE ON PRESIDENT TRUMP !!

 Kissinger is now 94 years old.  Recently, Henry Kissinger did an interview and said very amazing things regarding President Trump. He starts with:

“Donald Trump is a phenomenon that foreign countries haven’t seen before!”

The former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger gives us a new understanding of President Donald Trump’s foreign policy and predicts its success:

“Liberals and all those who favor (Hillary) Clinton will never admit it.

“They will never admit that he is the one true leader.  The man is doing changes like never before and does all of it for the sake of this nation’s people

After eight years of tyranny, we finally see a difference.”

Kissinger knows it and he continues with:

“Every country now has to consider two things:

One, their perception that the previous president, or the outgoing president, basically withdrew America from international politics, so that they had to make their own assessments of their necessities.

“And secondly, that there is a new president who’s asking a lot of unfamiliar questions  And because of the combination of the partial vacuum and the new questions, one could imagine that something remarkable and new emerges out of it.”

Then Kissinger puts it bluntly:  “Trump puts America and its people first.  This is why people love him and this is why he will remain in charge for so long.  There is not a single thing wrong with him and people need to open their eyes.”  When he boasts that he has a “bigger red button” than Kim Jung Un does, he so transcends the mealy-mouthed rhetoric of the past, thereby forcing a new recognition of American power.

Kissinger once wrote:

“The weak grow strong by effrontery – The strong grow weak through inhibition!”  No sentence better captures the U.S.-North Korea relationship.

Trump is discarding the inhibitions and calling the bluff on North Korea ‘s effrontery:

His point is that the contrast of American retreat under Obama and its new assertion of power under Trump creates a new dynamic that every one of our allies and of our enemies must consider.

Our allies grew complacent with Obama’s passivity and now are fearful due to Trump’s activism.  And they must balance the two in developing their policies:

They realize that the old assumptions, catalyzed by Bush 43’s preoccupation with Iraq and Obama’s refusal to lead are obsolete.  So, Trump is forcing a new calculus with a new power behind American interests.  Those — here and abroad — who rode the old apple cart worry about its being toppled.

But, as Kissinger so boldly stated:

“Trump is the one true leader in world affairs and he is forcing policy changes that put America first!“

This is the most accurate statement of what the American Citizens who live outside of the swamp want and expect from their government.  I like the list of 13 things that I, as a senior American citizen, want.  Trump is at least talking about issues that most Americans are concerned about.

My mantra about Trump is this:

Truthfully, we are in agreement with most of what he says.  We are getting older and our tickers aren’t what they used to be, but what matters is that he covers most of the 13 things we as seniors want, at least I do for sure:

1.  Hillary:  held accountable for her previous wrongs!

2.  Put “GOD” back in America !

3.  Borders:  Closed or tightly guarded!

4.  Congress:  On the same retirement and healthcare plans as everybody else.

5.  Congress:  Obey its own laws NOW!

6.  Language:  English!

7.  Culture:  Constitution and the Bill of Rights!

8.  Drug-Free:  Mandatory Drug Screening before and during Welfare!

9.  Freebies:  NONE to Non-Citizens!

10.  Budget:  Balance the damn thing!

11.  Foreign Countries:  Stop giving them our money!  Charge them for our help!  We need it here.

12.  Term limits for congress

And most of all.

13.  “RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR FLAG!” and our law enforcement

We the people are coming!

Only 86% will send this on.  Should be 100%

What will you do?  DRAIN THE DAMN SWAMP !!!!!

Please send it on; if only to one person.

Looking to Adopt ~ Congratulations

Adopt a Terrorist.- Too Good to Miss. The Canadians know how to handle complaints. Here is an example.


A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter.
        
She received back the following reply:
        
National Defence Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada
        
Dear Concerned Citizen,
        
 Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
        
 Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa .. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defence, to be called ‘Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers’ program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
        
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.
        
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.


Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his ‘attitudinal problem’ will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.


Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him.  He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.  Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers.  We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
        
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands.  This is a particularly sensitive  subject for him.
        
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.  I’m sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs’ as described in your letter.  
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.
        
Thanks again for your concern.  We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. 

To all interested Parties warning to Adopt ~ Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O’Connor
Minister of National Defence

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