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J Jay Samuel Davis

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Sometimes we Seniors don’t Understand Directionsโ€ฆ

I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists’ high counter is located.
 
I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
 
The Pharmacist  came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.  I said, “Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?”
 
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
 
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
 
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
 
When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, โ€œNow, does that taste sweet to you?”
 
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!”
 
I said, “Oh, thank  God!  That’s a real relief!  My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!”
 
I’m not allowed to go back to that pharmacy, but I really don’t care, because they aren’t very friendly there anymore!