“SHE!’ a poem about: AFTER The Musical “Nunsense!” July 15, 2019 (Monday)
“THAT! WAS- SUCH-NUNSENSE, [for] – BOTULISM*-would-never-dare,
To-take-any-of-OUR-NUNS! For, she-was-Catholic, with FAITH-T’-SPARE!
[I overheard this comment, AS NUNS PO(o)URED-out-into-The-SUL-try-Evening-Air!]
It seems-as-if the girls (THE GIRLS! – from the Play)
Had undressed! (and-were-coming-to-greet-us!**) LET-US PRAY:
“Lord, Oh-Lord – of Heaven above,
Well, one-of-The-[XXX]-Nuns-heard-this, and-grabbed-me-by-the-arm!
“Are you The Origami Fellow?”** I-reeled! with-such-alarm,
Before-answering: “Yes, Sister! ‘Twas me!”
“Well, I declare: MIGHT’N-THERE-EVER-BE A-OUI,
In-all-this-World? That might-include – us-TWO?”
“O. M. G.!” I thought! THIS! was THE-GIRL I’d-been alerted-to,
AVOID! Avoid! Avoid! – at-any-cost!
My-friends-had-warned-me (on “good” authority): “‘S H E’-HAS-often-‘CROSSED,’
MANY-A-BOUNDARY, many A LINE,
Corrupting hapless souls – LIKE YOU! SO! Do-NOT-pine,
For THIS FALLEN SISTER! who-has-sadly lost-The-Habit,
Of being chaste-and-poor! [Beware!] She’ll-take-JUICE***-and-dab-it,
ALL OVER YOU! Yes, our-brother – All-bloody over-you!”
But – IT WAS TOO LATE! for, suddenly, I CHASTE HER TOO,
Just like COUNTLESS – lost – and hopeless souls,
Who-had succum[b]ed – to HER, known-as: THE SHE OF MANY HOLES,
For, SHE-has-(literally)-RIPPED-The-Hearts-of(many)men -from their chests!
SHE simply-adores having: WAYWARD GUESTS!
So, men (and boys) I write this now, to warn you about:
SHE! A-Nun! It’s NO nunsense! For, IN-OR-OUT,
OF SEASON, a-fallen-nun, like-botulism, needs-no-reason,
To-DEFILE! and-corrupt! for, to HER – it-is-pleasin’ ,
To DESTROY ALL IT SEES, despite God-or-any thing!
HOLD ONTO “YOUR PRECIOUS,” Lords; use THE “special ring!”
- In the musical “Nunsense,” botulism, or FOOD POISONING, kills several Sisters!
** – Perhaps to tell us how much they appreciated our donations to their convent – and TO THANK US!! I had donated a dollar bill cross & Star of David into The Plate!****
*** – The blood of Christ, of course **** – I told them we would have given more, but THAT WE WERE JEWISH!