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Mildura ~ Australia ~ Donโ€™t go there for a holiday

Sitting on the shores of the muddy, toxic-algae-filled Murray River and tucked just inside the Victorian border, Mildura owes its existence to an irrigation experiment that transformed it from an arid wasteland into a soggy wasteland that grows fruit. The cityโ€™s horticultural heritage is reflected in the names of its streets including Orange Avenue, Lemon […]

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So funny ~

Making a baby. This is hilarious!  There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!– The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m […]

It time ~

โ€œITโ€™S TIME!โ€ a poem. a.k.a.:โ€Binkie, The Wild Hare (Hair), Always Arrives On Time!โ€ July 14 When Binkie is ready โ€“ to move and shake, Earth! Stand STILL! You-better-NOT-quake! OR โ€“ make a sound because SHEโ€™s ready: Sheโ€™s-got-IT-in-her-head, just-like-Freddy, Krueger! โ€“ When heโ€™s (pause) after you; Thereโ€™ll be no rest; itโ€™s TIME! to do, Whatever! (pause) […]

American President ~

“WHAT’LL WE DO?” a poem in the series: “Mr. Hip (Trump) Goes To Town!”* 14 July 2019 [Sunday] (calling from “Campaign Headquarters:”) “Mr. Trump, we’ve a dissident-poet, “diss-ing” in Texas!” “No prob.,” said The-Don, as-he-cruised-in-his-Lexus; “For, that poet’s STILL-A-SHEEP! “But, sir, he-might ‘rile’ things up!” “Not to worry,” said The President; “he’s STILL – just […]

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