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    A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.' He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, ' What's your occupation? 'I'm a prostitute', she says. The accountant is … Read more
  • Funny Stories 😁😁
    NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock,I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt*************************************************************************OPINIONSOn the first day of … Read more
  • Mystic Poet 😁😁
    “SIGNIFICANT TOUCH, NOW, FOREVER!” a poem a.k.a.: “Bedbugs Unite(d)!” November 2, 2018, Friday! {Large acrylic: “Abstract: Jack and Rose, Together!”} The importance of TOUCH – is well documented, Existence itself – must-be – supplemented, By stroking (and) caressing! Please! DO-hold-your-baby, And, when we are older, it ISN’T a maybe: YOU NEED TO HAVE OTHERS – … Read more
  • Mothers Milk 😅😅
    BIOLOGY EXAM:This is straight from Scotland.  Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.   The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:1) It is perfect … Read more
  • Testicle Therapy
    Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. … Read more
  • One of my first “Lonely Hearts”. Enjoy peeps. By Facebook 😻😂
  • I tell it like it was 😂🤣😁😅😆😉😊
    When I was a child I can still remember looking up at a man just like him. My father looked down at me. I was under the shadows of that giantic belly. Thats all I could see, no face, nothing! To my Father's embrassment I still to this day see Dad's face flush a crimson … Read more
  • I tell it like it was 😂🤣😁😅😆😉😊
    When I was a child I can still remember looking up at a man just like him. My father looked down at me. I was under the shadows of that giantic belly. Thats all I could see, no face, nothing! To my Father's embrassment I still to this day see Dad's face flush a crimson … Read more
  • Worn only by “cock heads” 🦃
  • This woman says she can ‘cure’ homosexuality with a suppository that kills ‘worms’ / LGBTQ Nation ~ what next 🤣😁😂🦄
    https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/04/woman-says-can-cure-homosexuality-suppository-kills-anal-worms/ ME? CRAZY? I should get down off this 🤣😂😃😁🤣😂 Unicorn and slap you 😁🤣 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 I HAD MY PATIENCE TESTED YESTERDAY And IT CAME BACK NEGATIVE 🙏 Ace  News ROOMS 
  • Squirrel Infestation 🤗
    Squirrel Infestation The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possum infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the possums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met … Read more
  • Women you can’t live with or without them 😁
    Time and circumstances tore us apart I am still living with the pain It is a strong possibility That I may never see him again But I am not disheartened Would you like to know why? No matter how far he goes We’d always be under the same sky
  • FUNNY Cute little vegemite’s 😁
  • Proof That The World Is Nuts!😁😂
    Strange facts you gotta know or be reminded of… Proof That The World Is Nuts! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) ~~~~~~~~~ In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally … Read more
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Story time ~

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.”

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“This is my love dress,” she replied.

“Needs ironing,” he says” “What’s for dinner?”

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    https://youtu.be/jRcfE2xxSAw Create Your Own Future There can be no great courage where there is no confidence or assurance, and half the battle is in the conviction that we can do what we undertake. —Orison Swett Marden Every successful person has experienced countless temporary set- backs, obstacles, and even outright defeats, in the course of his or her life. But it has been the ability to respond positively and con- structively to these defeats and to bounce back that ultimately has assured success. This quality of bouncing rather than … Read more
  • Home Based BUSINESS 👔
    Think Like a Genius Make every thought, every fact, that comes into your mind pay you a profit. Make it work and produce for you. Think of things not as they are but as they might be. Don’t merely dream¾but create!—Maxwell Maltz You are a potential genius.Your amazing brain has more than 18 bil- lion cells, each one of which is connected to and interlinked with as many as 20,000 others. This means that the number of possible thoughts you can think is greater than all the molecules in the known universe. You have the capacity … Read more
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    Develop the wonderful habit of a daily swim. It will promote excellent health, keep you relaxed and concentrated, lean and trim. Swimming is not stressful on the body, provides a great workout for the lungs and requires little time to do effectively. Remember that in a fit body resides a fit mind. People who are … Read more
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    What is affiliate marketing, how does it work and who does it work for? — Read on ethicaldirectsellinggroup.com/affiliate-marketing-the-pros-and-cons/
  • Home Based BUSINESS ~ Dream team coffee munchers
    WE USE “The real measure of success is the number of experiments that can be crowded into 24 hours.” —Thomas EdisonMost projects start with confidence. We’re going to crush this! Then come the mistakes. We squirm. We become riddled with self-doubt. Suddenly the prospect of success seems like a dim light bulb.At some point, though, … Read more