Patriotism July 4 ~ Peaceful โžฐ America

“PATRIOTISM!” a poem for: JULY 4, Independence Day 2019 (Thursday) I’m about as patriotic – as a can of Campbell’s Soup, And I’m-so-darn religious, during the sermon, I might go for-a-poop! But!!! IF you WANT me to be religious – and that’s sure to make you happy, Just pray to GOD, God-the-Father, and I will […]

โ€œEARLY MORNING BIRDIE SONG!โ€ย – happy birthday to you ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

โ€œEARLY MORNING BIRDIE SONG!โ€ a poem Sunday: September 9, 2018 โ€ฆ a.k.a.: โ€œWe Birdies Donโ€™t Need No Stinkinโ€™ Butter Thank-You Very Much!โ€ ๐Ÿ™‚ The birdies have come, once again (to) flap and sing, To greet us all over – such freedom they bring: Flapping & Chirping & Pooping ALL OVER, And squawking at (feral) kittie […]

Advantages of Licking ๐Ÿ

“SIN RECOGNIZED!” a poem a.k.a.: “Avoiding The First SHOT!” 3 July 2019 : Wed. “REAL-sin”-may-be-against-The-Body, so, if-you-deny-IT-“cooch,” The Body might DRIVE-you-to-drink, and you’ll be-“consumed” with-“hooch,”* Until you get some “nookie” and set The Body at ease, But – THEN, if-you-go “coitus-crazy,” The-Body-might-say: “Please, Take-it-a-little-easy, ADDICT – and do-not-tire-me-out!” Then, get-outdoors and get-some-sun, for-The-Body-is about, BALANCE! […]

Come on honey ~ ๐Ÿ

“DISAPPOINTING YOUR BODY IS DISAPPOINTING YOURSELF!” a poem WEDNESDAY: July 3, 2019 Don’t disappoint-The-Body! Wash-it IF-it-do-smell; Feed-it, IF-it’s-hungry! and you-can-usually-tell, What The Body needs – and what it likes to eat, And It-might-like a little-tickle, down there on the feet! Also, IF-it-needs “some loving,” give it, pretty quick! Whip it out there, baby; I got […]

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