“LOVE OF WITCHES!” a poem, a.k.a.: “HANSEL & GRETEL, THE REST OF THE STORY!” a.k.a.: “Sometimes IT’S GOOD TO GO BACK!” 11 June 2019 (Tuesday)
Some people love witches! Which-witch-is-BEST?
Which-witch-is REALLY-“witchy,” standing-above-the-rest?
Which-is: “the-best-of-all?” THE ONE WE ALL LOVE,
With the best head! and-shoulders! Cape?-broom? far-above?
A-lotta-witches-are-dull! and-basically without-style!
Which-witch? beats-the-other-witches, by-a-clear-country-mile?
I think-it-was CANDIDA, the witch with The Villa,
Of candy cane pillars! and caramel-and-vanilla,
Who liked LITTLE CHILDREN – to come through The Wood;
She’d grab-’em-for-lunch – just-like-no-body-could!
And years after Hansel and Gretel are gone,
Candida’s STILL-living!! with-a-nice-licorice-lawn,
Of boiling soup stock! Her death? was ALL-ROT!
Yes, Candy-WAS-scalded; so-there-was dis-fig-ure-ment,
That: IN-THIS MODERN-AGE, WITCHES-HAVE-LITTLE-RESPECT,
But! Hansel-always-DID-THINK: that-crone-was-“Select;”
Yes, VERY ATTRACTIVE! So, when Sweet Gretel died,
Hansel-went-back! For years he had cried!
AND-HE-NEVER-GOT-MARRIED, for – for-Candy he-“burned,”
With yearning and excitement! His-soul-fairly-CHURNED!
Now, after-decades-and-decades, spent thinking of HER,
He-returned-to-Her-“Cottage,” and-it-was-Candy, f’-sure,
Who was so darned amazed – that-he’d-returned-ON-HIS-OWN!
“You like ME?” She said. “Doth Mur-der-Thee-Condone?”
“Oh, no,” said Dear Hansel, who was-so-happy to see,
His-Candy-quite-alive! “But, would-you-e’er-care-for-me?”
“Oh, yes,” quoth The Witch; “you’re-The-Black-Cat’s-Me-ow,
And I think you’re so-NICE-to-come-back-to-me-now,
And announce your affection, for an old crone like moi!”
FOR WITCHES KNOW LOVE, and THE LOVE LIGHTS SHE SAW!
Who can explain IT! Who-can-pro-phe-cy,
What couple will FIT, to kiss, coo – and sigh!?
So, here-we’re-years-later, and Hansel and Candy,
Are married and happy! and Hansel’s a “dandy,”
Candida’s his queen – and, with spells cast & potions,
They’re both about 30! doing-conjugal-motions!
The two birthed a girl, an incarnation of Gretel!!
And she-grew-up-in-“the-woods!” For-a-time, they did settle!
Did they-live-happily-ever-after? Well, they-DID form-a-trio,
Called: “Tony Orlando and Dawn!” Their “home base” is-[now]-in-Rio,
And-they are-eternal – and they’re-all-doing-fine!
TRUE LOVE? [Kinda-ab-surd, ain’t-it?!] So!? Candy’s-sweet at-29!
Gretel’s a bit younger; Hansel’s now 33!
They live on FOREVER, and they’ll always be free!
So, there’s-Gretel, who changed her name to-“Rihanna,” Candida and-ME!
[Moral:] Eat-ya-some-candy, love-forever!
And-get “WITCHY!” 🙂 – Make love, not WAR, Locke!
ONE POET’S LIFE: https://www.pw.org/directory/writers/christopher_locke
- Not again ~ no show
- “BE KIND TO YOURSELF! IT’S GOOD ADVICE – AND – THERAPY! a poem
written to my Best Friend! on Sunday, June 16, 2019
Bless yourself, when you sneeze, or-else nobody might!
Say: “Excuse-me!’ and-go-have-an-ice-cream, if-someone-wants-to-fight!
Love and kiss and hug a lot – with-your-most-special-friend,
And try to smile and laugh and sing – and-“The-Blues”-will-likely-end!
For, I’ll-bet IF-you’re-kind to-yourself, “The Blues” will seldom come,
But, sometimes-in-This-World-of-Ours, you-might-get-an-upset-tum,*
Or get-a-little-sick – or stub your toe,
But THAT’S OK, just so you’ll know:
* – stomach
YOU’RE V E R Y LOVED! Aren’t we all,
Loved SO-much? So, DO stand tall!
Pat yourself on-your-precious-back;
Be kind-to-yourself! You do-NOT lack,
For anything! at all, my Dear,
And try – to never-ever fear!
Remember:-Eat-good-food – and get-a-little-sleep,
And-a-little-exercise! and-go: “Peep!-Peep!-Peep!”
And BE KIND TO OTHERS! ‘specially-if-they’re-“down!”
Being-kind-to-others [is]-one-of-the-BEST-therapies, I’ve found,
To be kind to you, you precious Honey!
For, I-know-you! You’re-The-Richest-Person-in-town,**
And you never have to wear a frown!
Just gather with friends – and fa-mil-y!
Be kind to ALL! It’s GREAT THER-A-PY!
** -’cause you have the most friends!
P. S.: Even-if-you’re-short, (Randy Newman was wrong!) * I-know-a-lot-of-short-folks-who-are-“health-fully-long!” * And, even if you’re fat! or thin! or-a-“kook,” * anorexics-and-bulimics-are-still-OK-in-“My-Book,” * For I AM The Lamb, The Shepherd, and-your-pal, * And-I-KNOW-you’re-a-real-swell-guy-or-gal, * And-if-need-help, to-love-the-beautiful-YOU, * I’ll do my best – to help you through! * And we’ll bless each other, each-and-every-day, * And send love around, in ev-er-y way! * And – remind everyone, to love without end, * And-hold-hands-and-giggle, as we-pray-and-send: * JOY! to-the-World, for a bright, new day, * is SURE to come! You-and-me! We’re-OK! 🙂 – Yay!
- The “Taurians”*** are STABLE, and they haul the long haul vers. ? Scorpio oh my goodness gracious m
- Good old Jimm Knew
- To-be-savored! ([It’s] called: SILENCE) – (something)-even-honored-by-birds!