“MAN SENTENCED IN BIZARRE CASE OF DRUG SMUGGLING!” a poem. MONDAY:
“J-Jay-S-D-Poet & Mystic-kind-o’-Guy, Was-Indicted Just Today!” and-it’s-no-bloody-lie!
‘Cause, after-he-was-convicted! They “operated” on him! They cut his body open!! Despite the pleas of MMm!*
They cut his “yacht” right open, (pause) with some power tools, To find out what-he-was-smugglin’ – “We ain’t no bloody fools!”
Said Chancellor Phillipino, a darkened magistrate!
Who-also-said: “He-MUST- be ‘carrying,’ or-he wouldn’t feel so great!”
So the surgeons went right in there, for to remove “The Haul,”
But, when they reached right in there, the drugs let out a call:
“You can NOT apprehend us; we’re-endorphins, yes we are!
And-with serotonin, dopamine – and oxy,** we’ll go far,
‘Cause we’re the LOVING CHEMICALS, and YES! J-Jay’s our host!
In other times with other folks, we-were-called THE HOLY GHOST!
‘Cause we got LOVE inside us! And J’s got quite a lot,
Even though he doesn’t drink – or smoke no bloody pot!
He’s just-a loaded with us, ’cause He’s in LOVE, you see!
And IF you-all will ever, (pause) FALL IN LOVE
You-can-also-be-a-SMUGGLER, and float your blessed YACHT,
And find yourselves convicted – but WE’LL NEVER quite be CAUGHT!
For you can TRY to duplicate – our clever-chemical-schemes,
Yet, we are ALSO spiritual, IF you know just what that means!
It means, your clever scientists and chemists (will) always lose,
To make synthetic substitutes – for us – we’re just like booze!
Who-knows-WHY – these things occur! No-one will ever know!”
AND SO! They sewed J-Jay back up! And let the poet go! 🙂 – Yay!
- – an Australian advocate, who objected to J Jay’s vivisection!
** – oxytocin, the “sticky” chemical that BINDS all relationships!
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