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“LEARN TO CRAWL AND SWIM! THEN, MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE A WALK!” a poem June 25, 2019 (Tuesday)

“I KNOW better than my body,” (boom-boom!) said Cornelius Packbottom! (Oh, yeah!)

“I KNOW The Seasons! (mm, mm!) From: Fall-o! – unto Au-tumn!” (Ooh, whee!)

“So, I know-a – that-just THIS! and-THAT! is, for me, good to eat!!

I’ll stay away – from SHELLFISH! “uncloven-hooves!” and-most-o’-the-meat!

SO, WE GOT SOME LITTLE BABIES, and WE GATHERED THEM AROUND,*

The Dinner Table (filled with plenty**) and this is what we found:

BABIES ATE – WHATEVER! THEY-WERE INCLIN- ED TO,

Maybe-because They-have-never-learned – THE-“BEST”-FOODS-for-me-&-you!

For instance, one healthy baby – simply ate BEEF! for-days,

With a little milk and juice!*** This is, maybe, what Dr. Spock-y say-Z:

“THE BODY K N O W S ITS NEEDS, although WE-THINK-we’re-so-smart,

And, if you strategize, you’re-likely-to-make-your-body kinda- Hu(a)RT!”

Plus! This-could-apply-to-politics, for-politicians-KNOW-what-we-must-do:

THEY KNOW WHAT THINGS ARE APPROPRIATE! (and-even-when-to-poo!)

Well, I-think most-of-them are-“full-o’-cr-p,” and-need-to-be-locked-in-“the-cr—er!”

TRUMP! and-his-“friends,” despite-all-their-dress, are-not-that-terribly-“dapper,” ****

But, I think, PRETTY PRIDEFUL! AND – “Pride comes ‘fore a fall!”

THEY’RE JUMPIN’ – and THEY’RE WHOOPIN’

They-maybe-need to-learn-to-crawl!

fin >3

George Clooney ❀️
Dinosaur Petalβ™₯️
  • – In a little experiment! Read about it, if you wish, in a book by Dr. Benjamin Spock, called: “Baby and Child Care!”

** – EVERY FOOD easily available: milk products, all different types of meats, vegetable, fruits – juices! Breads, pastries, chocolate . . . you name it, we probably stuck it there!

*** – Then, of course, this baby started eating other foods too! Perhaps, just a whole lot of fruit and juice, and, then, maybe bread! or! pork! A little; sometimes, a lot! The thing is, the body can steer you in “reasonably healthy” directions, IF you’ll let IT!!

**** – Dapper: smart, elegant, dashing! You know, like George Clooney!

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