About my Husband 😂😀 letter to my Husband about🍅🤷🏻‍♀️

STORY ABOUT MY HUSBAND

Over the years my HUSBAND was travelling 🧳 around the world.

For months at a end. It was just a way of lifestyle some folks live

I had a busy busy world of my own, so that’s life

One day, on those rare occasions he just happened to arrive back and we were in a restaurant quietly enjoying the music and food [ no conversation]

Suddenly this guy sat looking at my Husband and said 🤔 Mate aren’t you afraid to leave her behind for months alone, any man could take her off you. 😮

Wake up call for me. This dude was serious oh my goodness gracious me, I had never thought about it either 🤔 always loyalty is my thing.

“ yep probably, but I know this for sure after one week he would bring her back and chuck her on the front lawn and try to make a run for it before I grabbed him and shouted in his face, not that easy😝 mate if you want to give her back this is what you need to do, you pay all my mortgages OUT and I will take her back to work for me, cause she is the greatest asset earning person on earth. 🥺 that’s not all a SURGEON once said the only operations she needs to have is to have her tongue cut off. Oh my goodness gracious me, yes he said all this to that dude while I smiled sweetly ( adding to the guys face now coloured like a red tomatoe 🍅 on heat )

Anyway as the story goes, my HUSBAND smiled that no all smirk he has and replied causally, no man could put up with a wild whirlwind like her she’s not a female she’s a bloody great investment opportunity. ☺️

Yes this is a true story written by me “Tea Lady “

Why did I write this story today? I suddenly realised looking down at my Husband ( sound asleep 💤 again) what I do to him, I over talk 🥺 knocked out again as usual, no wonder no one wants me 😏)

For sale One Wife

good earning capacity

Loyalty

Cost nothing to run

Comes kitted out with great body and brain

No time wasters

Be prepared for the long haul

Anyway I don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thinking seriously of taking me off the market unless your price is able to pay the highest price of your life. ©

Me at the weekend, Cute as hell 🤪
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