“PHONE[Y] LAND!” a poem a.k.a.: “Don’t Let ‘Em Put You In A Box!” 30 May 2019 (Thursday)
Why-do-you-think-they-call-a-phone-“a phone,” derived-from-the-same-word-as
P H O N Y ?!
‘Cause-it’s-not-real! com-munication! It’s-so-fake, just-“a-bunch-o’-bloody-baloney,”
‘Cause-you ain’t around the one you’ve found, on-the-phone whom you should be- with!
The device was developed MILLENIA-AGO In-vented by-a “SITH,”*
‘Twas-invented-by-a-Lord, who-could-well-afford to-visit-in-laws-and-“acquaints,”
But (s)he was lazy, with-temper’ment-“hazy,” and-had-to “bind” many-saints,
Who did object, in a profound way – to such a hideous device!
A Sith Lord named COMMO, who lounged in pajam[o], was heading all this vice!
(S)he hyp-notized this world, with phones and radios and, of course, The King! TV,
And computer gizmos (to dull the mind)! It-was-done pro-gres-sive-ly!
The strategy was simple (and well conceived) get-us-away from: The Gift of Touch,
For everyone knows you need (at least) 12 hugs/day – or life ain’t very much!
Without these “contacts,” you-can’t-really-survive in any-kind-of reasonable fashion!
We’re crazy, it’s true, but-now-such-phone-use has-taken-away-real-passion,
Like: when you touch them savory “g-spots,” which-make sensitive-folk say: “GEE!”
And now people-are ever so-much-more depressed and cray-hay-hay – hay – – – zy!
I-usually-“run-around:” Trying-to-help, and-crying: “Come-on! Snap-out-of-it!”
I’ll-sometimes-grab-Lucy, either by her caboose-y or-by her j – – – y t – t,
Yelling: “Milk! Sweet Milk! Lucy! Wake up!” and-the-poor-dear won’t even notice!!
We’re-so ALL-in-THE-BOX, we-can’t-even-smell-our-socks,** and-JUST-wonder
IF-THERE’S SOMETHING YOU “WROTE-US!”
- – An ancient, extraterrestrial group of supernatural monks, who strive for universal domination! I have been diligently repulsing their advances for, almost, forever, having saved this small “solar system” numerous times and never really being properly compensated for my efforts. Your tax-free donations and contributions can be sent to my D. P. O. address: 777 Llama Square, #69, Baglung, 33300 D. P. O. Nepal. Namaste!
** – or The Roses!
- Miscellaneous Thoughts for Today ✌️🕯️😁
- Writers Block ideas from the Tea Lady 🤗 remember those scraps of paper in your door you forgot about. Try this below open your Pandora Box covered in Cobwebs 🤗
- Thought for the day 💥💥
- The Last Word
- Thought for the day
- The Lie says to the Truth:
- 😡 Know these machines and know how to destroy them.
- Struggles of our Life
- I was thinking
- STORY OF yesterday 😁
- STORY OF THE DAY 💥
- Thought of the day 💥SMILES
- Story of the day ~ Tree
- Moral of the Story
- A.W.ONTARIO ~ TREE
- Thank you ~ Walt Whitman
- The Last Word…
- Watch “Francis Bacon Rare Interview 1971” on YouTube
- STALKERS – TRICKS – WARNING 😱😨😱😬😩😨
- Wise words
- Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello….
- Thoughts for the Day – Childhood
- Wise information to save yourself. Remove yourself 👀
- Wise Inspiration
- Thought of the day 🤔
- Thought for today 😜
- Immigrants 😁
- Editor thought of the day😁
- Did you know this
- Thoughts for the Day * John Stuart Mill
- Friedrich Nietzsche – Wikipedia
- Step outside the comfort zone
- Thought for the Day 💥TIME💥
- LETTER TO MY HUSBAND. THOUGHT OF THE DAY 💙💙
- THE PROFESSOR🌼🤔
- BE IN THE PRESENT 🌼🌼
- BE AWARE OF YOUR MIND 💜💜
- Ben H. English
- Who Are You ~
- Unknown ~
- Artist : Alexey Belykh (Russian, 1923 – 2017)Rubric: In the summer on the Volga at played.” Summer on Volga. At the Plesa “.Date : 1980 -1988Medium : oil on canvasDimensions : ?Inscriptions : Signed and dated (lower right).Current location : ?