“YEAH!” a poem May 25, 2019 [Saturday]
Yeah, don’t water so much, ’cause the water bill’s too high,
And The Sun’ll-burn-your-skin – and probably hurt your eye!
So, wear protective lenses, a hat – and some sunscreen!
Yeah, without the water, the grass’ll-be-brown, not-green,
BUT! Don’t-overexert-yourself! Come inside and watch TV,
And don’t drink wine or soda – and simply hold on[to] me,
And forget about – that other bloke, whose head is full o’ holes;
Focus HERE [on “this one”] and forget about your goals!
Let’s-all forget about sunshine and rain and holding too much – on trees,
And forget about “The Outside Birds & Bees,”
And swimming, dancing – and LATE NIGHT romancing!
JUST “TAKE IT EASY!” YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH “PRANCING!”
Hold onto your money! Don’t give it away;
It’s EXTREMELY hard to come by, on any given day!
BUT! “Hate your life”* might mean loving it too!
Hating could just be using whatever appears to be given you!
USE IT! ABUSE IT! Take a chance and rush outside,
And get real silly – and – from-the-TV, just hide,
And DON’T watch THAT movie – for the 100th time;
Write you a poem, about hatred and crime,
Where, not-only-do-you (gasp!) RUSH-into-The-Sun, gravity DEFEATED!!!!!
‘Cause: You wanna fly! and make the grass green and grow “conceited,”
By the standards of The World that just wants to see you conform – and die,
To Life, Liberty – The PURSUIT of Happiness! My; oh, my!
Yeah! Just go do it! OR – (this is OK too) go rest! and-get-ready-for-tomorrow,
Where you’ll knock-over-the-bank-and-kiss-the-girl-and-borrow-$1000-and-buy-all-the-neighbors-a-big-ice-cream-cone!
You might (gasp!) not-answer-your-phone! 🙂 – No, no, no, no, no, no, n – OK, maybe!
- – another one of those goofy Jesus sayings
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