My GUY IS A Good TIME CHARLIE🤑

“MY GUY!” a poem May 13, 2019 [Monday]

My guy’s cruel and mean; he lies and he curses;He bothers old ladies, and-he steals their purses!He’s a “Good Time Charlie,” and he’s not de-pendable;For-God’s-sake-why-can’t-I-get-it-through-my-head: THIS-GUY-IS-EX-PENDABLE!I don’t need to be with him – he farts and he smells,Of-other-women’s-cologne! and-he-kisses-and-tells,And he smokes and he drinks, And he-hardly-ever-thinks,OF ME! What a sap!I-won’t-takes-this-any-more, put-up-with-his-crap!Yeah! Yeah! but – HE TURNS ME ON!God’s-tricked-me! I am nothing but a pawn,In God’s terrible, horrible, s-xy plan,Of “The Battle of The Sexes, “Woman vs. Man!I HATE THIS – and – I LOVE IT;Yet, I NEED-HIM, and-I-covet,His “Flying E-quip-ment”-although-a-“strap-on’s” OK,When-I-get-with-my-lady-friends-and-we-have-“our-way,”And we chant: “Lesbians! Lesbians! WE WILL PREVAIL,”And-then, within-24-hours, after-he’s been-tossed-in-jail,I bond out the bastard – because I’M ADDICTED,To-his-love-and, when-he-smiles, I-am so-af-flicted:FOR HE TURNS ME ON – & I’ll NEVER-let-go,Of “The-Best-Thing-In-The-World!” MY GUY, don’t-cha-knowfin <3

My goodness gracious me, my guy CHARLIE IS A METHODIDST WOWSER 😻
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