“BACK DOOR MAN!”* a poem 05/29/2019 [Odin’s Day, the day before Thor’s Day, THE Day – of (The Son of God ) THOR, which just happens to coincide with The Mystic Poet’s birthday!!] Mayo! Mayo! on-the-30th! Oh, why-O? 🙂 – just: SIGH-o, dedicated to : Johnny Depp!
EVERYONE’S UPSET WITH YOU! for-SOMETHING! so (L.O.L.)
Do The Best You Can!
Well, my simple sta-tegy: Is to-be-THE “Back-Door-Man!”
As the line increases – on The Front Porch step,
I lurk INSIDE, kinda-like Johnny Depp!**
Occasionally PEEKING – out-from-under-The-Curtain,
EVERYONE’S THERE! Even – good-ol’ Tim Burton!***
So, I go to THE B -CK! and I jump The Wall!
I slink away! [the crowds:] “That guy’s got SOME GALL,
KEEPING US WAITING! We’ve things to do,
But, FIRST! We’re gonna tell him – HE’S MASTER-OF-THE S – – – W,
And that he’s-s – – – wed-us-all, in-some-fashion-or-another!
He’s DISREGARDED – some sister – or brother!”
BUT! I’ve gone OUT THE DOOR, The Back One, that is;
I’ve-snuck-to-town! It’s-DESERTED! and-each-store-sign says:
“We’ll be back in a moment, but we’ve gone AFTER J!
We all have complaints – and recall: The-30th-of-MAY,
When ‘The Scapegoat of Nations’ – was born in Ill-inois!
We were hoping FOR A GIRL! Instead! plopped-out A BOY!”
So, anyway, I got me supplies! THEN, an idea came to me,
Since EVERYONE-wants – “a piece of [J]-J S D,”
I’LL JUST GO-IN THE-DIRECTION OF-THE-PEOPLE-WHO-ARE-THE-LEAST,
UPSET-WITH-ME!! and! “The-Sun-Will Set-In-The-EAST!”**** 🙂 – Whoa!
🙂 – JUST KIDDING!
- – OR IS THAT: Back! Thor Man!!
** – He is not probably having a very happy time of things these days, with pending divorce settlements, et al. We bless you, Senor Depp – and dedicate this poem to Thee!
*** – a friend of Depp’s, who was a Director, known for a movie or two!
**** – OR IS THAT: The Star will RISE in The East?! 🙂 – Ah, it’s all the same!