“ANOTHER HIGH I.Q. INTERPRETATION!” a poem May 28, 2019

“ANOTHER HIGH I.Q. INTERPRETATION!” a poem May 28, 2019 (2ZZZZZday)

YarbarreeSmarmah-baryHar-bar-ryPing-kerBong,
Read-just-one-poem! and-got-the-e-e-e-IN-terpretation-“wrong!”
He thought it meant THIS! Then, thought it meant THAT!
He didn’t know that word – or-the-phrase: “Smell a rat!”

So, Yarbarree-sud-denly blew-up-“in-a-flash;”
He withdrew his savings! Yes, all of his cash,
And fled to Bermuda, with smoke from ears long,
Yelling: “I’m-YarbarreeSmarmahbaryHarbarry[ ]Bong!”

He got stopped on The Ship, as-he-was fleeing-and-screaming,
By The[Silly]MysticPoet – who-said: “You’re just dreaming!
THAT poem didn’t-mean-THAT!!! It meant only THIS,
And The Poet gave Yarbarree a-heck-of-a-kiss!

Yarbarree-cried: “Woe!-woe! Woe-is-me!
With-a-200-I.Q., I’ve-in-terp’ted-‘rroneously!”

“Well, you needn’t admit – you’re-a-fool, like-this-poet!”

“Oh, I know,” quoth He; “but I needed to know IT!
That that-fine-poem was-not referring to-moi;
It meant-other-than-THAT, and-got-“stuck-in-my-craw!”

He then craw-ried-in-the-night, but got up-for-some-milk;
Then read Him a journal, with a poem, smooth as silk,
And-He-interpreted-it-as-WOOL, which-he’s Al-lergic to;
So he scratched and he scratched – THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH!

In some-other-morning, The-Mystic-Poet-applied-lotion,
And said: “What? Another? Mis-interpreting-notion?”

Thus, Yarbarree-concluded {maybe} that-he-should-just-prob’ly-wait,
IF he gets upset with a poem, He-shouldn’t-tempt-Fate,
And just let The Writer – explain the fine gist!
Then, YarbarreSmarmah-bary won’t-get so-P – s – E D!

fin <3

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