“DANCE OF THE SOMEWHAT RELUCTANT COCKROACH!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Poem I Promised So You Would Know How Truly Jealous I Truly Am!” a.k.a.: “The Sub-Poem!”* Monday: May 27, 2019 😡😁😡

It’s known as “roachaphobia” in Belize – and Brazil!It is NOT considered a pleasant thing – and girls do NOT thrill,With the idea – of a cockroach! You-know! about: “yay big,”Which might scurry up her yoo-hoo! Then, how-ya-gonna-dig,That lightening quick, shy, shelled bug, From your screaming wife, when it’ll hug,The smooth, wet walls, very tight, […]


OhπŸ•ΊGoodness gracious what next 😁

“GOD’S GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!” a poem, a.k.a.: “THE DEADLY TOXIN OF CHRISTIAN CYNICISM?” a.k.a.: “Christian Cynicism 101!” a.k.a.: “PLEASE Keep Your Faith, If It Makes You Happy!”* a.k.a.: “Life Is A Cabaret, Old Chum! Be One With The Cabaret! BE The Cabaret” written: SUNDAY!! May 26, 2019 The GOD o’LOVE is a-comin’ for […]

“LADIES, DON’T TOLERATE A LOSER!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday)

“LADIES, DON’T TOLERATE A LOSER!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday) Girls, if-HE don’t-jump-high-as-you-like, why-not-drop-the-man? Head overseas – for-a-Zen-Master! Maybe, one-in-Japan! One who-can levitate! and-do-it-for-you! A “real-man,” a-Zen-man! Poo-poo-pee-doo (doo)! “No,” you conclude; I find none in Osaka; I’d probably do better – if-I had me Chewbacca! He might not jump high, but he’s hairy […]

“FATE INCOGNITO!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday)

“FATE INCOGNITO!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday) For-a-little-while, each 100 years, The Goddess doth appear, To serve mixed drinks, a few hors doeuvres and a-quality-glass-o’-beer, Unto the patrons in-Pur-ga-tory’s “Cent-ur-ary Club,” Where people hang out who have names like Jeff-‘ry and like Bub! Here-She-carefully ob-serves (pause) the-wiles-of-gals-and-men, For she has come back, as she […]

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