“DANCE OF THE SOMEWHAT RELUCTANT COCKROACH!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Poem I Promised So You Would Know How Truly Jealous I Truly Am!” a.k.a.: “The Sub-Poem!”* Monday: May 27, 2019 ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ต

It’s known as “roachaphobia” in Belize – and Brazil!
It is NOT considered a pleasant thing – and girls do NOT thrill,
With the idea – of a cockroach! You-know! about: “yay big,”
Which might scurry up her yoo-hoo! Then, how-ya-gonna-dig,
That lightening quick, shy, shelled bug, From your screaming wife, when it’ll hug,
The smooth, wet walls, very tight, Sipping sweet nectar (perhaps) throughout the night!
We’re talking: AMBROSIA! It would be! to those roachy lips,
[As my wife was screaming there, with full and shaking hips,
Pleading with me – to do something! Just anything at all,
To rid her of the cockroach! who-had-c[u]me-to-make-a-[house]-call!]

SUDDENLY, though! a smile stretched-out, curving her-succulent-mouth,
And she started JUST-“coo”ing! Cooing-&-oo-ing, &-stroking-herself-“down south!”
“Oh, my!” said she; “this isn’t half bad!!”
And there-I-was, The-Witness! getting-REALLY-MAD!
That’s right! I-WAS-JEALOUS! Jealous as I could be!
I yelled “up there,” “Get OUT! You lout! Leave my wife to me!
I-wanna-be-THE-ONE -to please her – and be her One & Only!”
And the roach inside, he simply said (and he didn’t sound very lonely:)
“If you-had-been ‘doing-your-job,’ my way would have been blocked,
But, as it is my jealous friend, OUR-passion shall-not be-KNOCKED,
For who really knows what a wife will prefer, after-I’ve-nuzzled-her-‘sugar-shack;’
There’s a saying in my land:

So, in jealous rage, I USED THE DOUCHE,
And sprayed it up – her fine caboose!
She squealed! as “roachie” was flushed outside,
And I took him for an auto ride!
NOW, we’re friends – and-he-gives-me lots-of-great-“tips,”
On-keepin’-her-satisfied! like-[with]-scurrying-techniques-on-her-vaginal-lips!**
And now when we make – such Sweet Romance,
We often do something –
Called:-“The Roach’s Dance!” ๐Ÿ™‚ – What a disgusting, jealous creature you are!

fin <3

* – Subterranean!
** – The roach & I have a company, selling tapes about effective, preciously unknown techniques for stimulation of the female genitalia. Text me if you’re interested! Thanks!


Oh๐Ÿ•บGoodness gracious what next ๐Ÿ˜

“GOD’S GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!” a poem, a.k.a.: “THE DEADLY TOXIN OF CHRISTIAN CYNICISM?” a.k.a.: “Christian Cynicism 101!” a.k.a.: “PLEASE Keep Your Faith, If It Makes You Happy!”* a.k.a.: “Life Is A Cabaret, Old Chum! Be One With The Cabaret! BE The Cabaret” written: SUNDAY!! May 26, 2019

The GOD o’LOVE is a-comin’ for you; I gotta wonder – WHAT’S REALLY TRUE?
When-“true-love”-means: Crucifying-Your-Son &-keeping all the disciples “on-the-run!”
IF that is LOVE, I’m wondering-’bout “hate!” I’m telling you, I can hardly wait,
To find out what more God’s got in store for ME!
You-know, to-serve a God like that – will-ing-l-y,
A person would have-to-be A-GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT!
Perhaps, we should all just be – living in a tent,
And drinking tepid water, with a little stale bread,
And using a rock [like Jacob] as a pillow for our head?
IF that’s what LOVE – is all about,
It’s NO WONDER my Christian neighbors are in a pout!
Yet, they’re trying to convince me – to do what they do, But they aren’t living in no zoo!
They got THE PROSPERITY DOCTRINE on their side!
It may not be “biblical,” but it’s quite the ride:
To get lots of stuff – times 10 – or more; You just have to pray: “Lord, open-the-door,
And let the money POUR ON IN, And FORGIVE-US, forgive-us ANY TERRIBLE SIN!
Yeah, we-remember THAT CROSS!-you-want-us-to-bear,
BUT! It needs to be REAL LIGHT, and, yeah, we’ll share:
10%-of-our-wealth! NET! NOT-gross; Love us A LOT, Lord & give us a double dose,
Of The Spirit of Elisha, so we can be REAL HAPPY,
But NO REAL SUFF ‘ RING! We-don’t-want-a-MEAN -pappy!
WHAT’S CHRISTIAN? What’s not? Well, we don’t know,
Just MAKE LIFE WONDERFUL, so-our-children-can-grow,
Conceited and stupid, JUST LIKE US, And we hope you don’t mind – IF-we-often cuss,
And complain and mope, when-we-can’t-have-our-way,
And, if someone JIPS us, we’ll-sue! They’ll PAY!”

fin <

@mystic Poet ๐Ÿคช

– and ALSO – Continue to take ALL the anti-anxiety medication prescribed for you, since the medical community KNOWS what’s best! Haven’t they always!?

Gap of Dunloe , County Kerry ~ Ireland


Poulanassy Waterfall, just outside Mullinavat. Kilkenny .

Dingle Peninsula, County Kerry

“LADIES, DON’T TOLERATE A LOSER!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday)

“LADIES, DON’T TOLERATE A LOSER!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday)

Girls, if-HE don’t-jump-high-as-you-like, why-not-drop-the-man?
Head overseas – for-a-Zen-Master! Maybe, one-in-Japan!
One who-can levitate! and-do-it-for-you!
A “real-man,” a-Zen-man! Poo-poo-pee-doo (doo)!

“No,” you conclude; I find none in Osaka;
I’d probably do better – if-I had me Chewbacca!
He might not jump high, but he’s hairy and cuddles,
But-I-find-he’s-not-for-me, ’cause he leaves little puddles!

And I-won’t stoop to-clean – any man’s mess;
I’ll look on other planets! Perhaps, Mars, I guess!
I’ll-get-me-a-winning-Martian; he jumps-high-as-I-need,
BUT, he’s-got-these-antennae and-with-green-skin, he-won’t-bleed!*

I know! [I’ll-seek] on-other planets and systems and dimensions!

His-name-was: “The Mystical Poet!” (pause) He jumps – all the time,
And he writes ro-mantic and sensual rhyme!
Yeah, I found me “The-One!” [I] knew I would, if I waited!
Then (POOF!) “Where’s-he-now? Oh-my-gosh! In-car-nated,
Inside of ME!” Now, we are one!
I-dunno! I-dunno! If-this-is-such-fun! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Gotta watch what you wish for!

Perhaps, if-you-want-a-jumper – to-jump through all your hoops,
You might lower unrealistic standards; SHE CONQUERS-WHEN-SHE-STOOPS!
So many, looking-for-so-much –
In all the wrong places – and so out of touch,
With just accepting their-lives’-apparent-flaws!
Let go of your on-going-competition! Please trim your claws!

fin <3

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“FATE INCOGNITO!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday)

“FATE INCOGNITO!” a poem May 26, 2019 (Sunday)

For-a-little-while, each 100 years, The Goddess doth appear,
To serve mixed drinks, a few hors doeuvres and a-quality-glass-o’-beer,
Unto the patrons in-Pur-ga-tory’s “Cent-ur-ary Club,”
Where people hang out who have names like Jeff-‘ry and like Bub!
Here-She-carefully ob-serves (pause) the-wiles-of-gals-and-men,
For she has come back, as she does, comes back once again,
To establish that humanity is [still] quite wretched-and-sad,
But The Goddess never judges such-things-as-being-“bad!”

Here, The Goddess quite enjoys serving up the drinks,
And laughing! and bouncing! as-everybody-thinks,
“Who is this waitress, whom we see? This SERVER OF OUR SOULS?
She seems so at home, doesn’t she?” Of course, she quite controls,
The Bar – The Restaurant – and – the-many haunted rooms,
That-are-so-filled with the spirits of sots and of baffoons,
Who sleepeth com-for-tably; as they’re just waiting there,
To determine – if’n Hell or-Heaven will be their lair!

All are oblivious, seemingly, to-Fate, but drawn unto Her charms!
Longing, ever longing – to be caught up in Her arms,
And to cry for all eternity – in to The-Night!
If they knew just where they were, t’would be-for-them quite the fright!
But! Take hope, oh, “Ye of Little,” for angels come [here] to insure,
That The Goddess, known as Fate, will-play-fair-and-not-lure,
The Unsuspecting Patrons – to Hell’s Gate – without cause,
For “entrapment” is not sanctioned! Even-here, there-are strict-laws!

For-instance, being drawn to BEAUTY, is never thought a crime,
And it’s good to “top” your drink, with a cherry (pause) or-a-lime!
For loving relations in-a-loving-bed – are never deemed illegal,
Especially with Fate, [especially Fate] A Goddess, Oh, so regal!
As I write this I fairly cry, for even Fate don’t know,
Where She really comes from – or where She might-then-go!
I can only say: “I’ve seen Her, in her fine disguise,
And-I-told-Her-a-little-joke! She-laughed – and rolled-Her-eyes,

And, as She walks among these men, She keeps her profile low,
Or-someone-like-me-will-surely-guess – who-She-is, don’t-you-know!

fin <3


BIRDS ~ Volcano Hummingbird (Selasphorus flammula) in Panama by Miguel “Siu” on flickr.

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The owners of Northern Kentucky’s Ark Encounter — a wooden replica of the biblical Noah’s Ark — are suing over rain damage.

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In the Bible, the ark survived an epic flood. Yet the owners of Ark Encounter are demanding their insurance company bail them out after flooding caused nearly $1 million in property damage. 

The Ark Encounter says in a federal lawsuit that heavy rains in 2017 and 2018 caused a landslide on its access road .

Crosswater Canyon Inc. and the Ark Encounter have filed suit against multiple defendants who comprise the business’ insurance underwriters after their property was damaged by heavy rains.

According to the suit, heavy rains caused a landslide and some structural support damage near the ark exhibit. The ark itself was not damaged

“Subsequent to heavy rains, a significant landslide occurred along portions of the slope, which eliminated the structural support for the roadway, caused significant damage to the road surface itself and the incorporated improvements, and rendered portions of the road unsafe and unfit for use,” reads the suit.

The lawsuit states that engineers fixed the roadway at a cost of $1 million, but when they asked insurers to cover the repairs, the insurers refused.

The defendants denied liability, according to the lawsuit, citing faulty craftmanship as the reason for the road issues.

But officials with Ark Encounter encouraged them to reconsider.

The defendants later said only a part of the Ark Encounter’s loss was covered under the policy, the lawsuit reads.

“By refusing to pay all but a very small proportion of Plaintiffs’ covered claim, the Defendants have failed to meet their Policy obligations and failed to handle Plaintiffs’ claim properly and in good faith, causing Plaintiffs to incur significant additional loss and expense,” the lawsuit reads in part.

The lengthy lawsuit asks for both punitive and compensatory damages.

Read the full lawsuit here.

The 510-foot wooden ark, modeled after the one in the biblical story of Noah, opened in July 2016.

The group that built the ark, Answers in Genesis, promotes a literal interpretation of the Bible’s Old Testament and predicted 2.2 million visitors a year.

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Before it is to late I suggest you study a Bible
KAY Wise

Good night my friendsโ€ฆ perhaps we should seriously consider this when impeachment proceedings beginโ€ฆ

Beautiful Women ~ Glenn ADAMUS ~ STUDIOS

I was honoured to be the photographer to capture most treasured moments with beautiful Kerrie Lang and family at the Pine Beach Hotel, Emu Park on Saturday night. Kerrie is fighting the battle of and forโ€ฆ her life. Kerrie and her wonderful man are soon to embark for Japan seeking a miracle cureโ€ฆ however after speaking closely with Kerrie and enlightening her to some beautiful truths and gifting her a little pendant (pictured)โ€ฆ and I pray her healing process has now begun๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ™

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Kerry you are beautiful inside and out โค๏ธ


My heart leaps up when I behold
A rainbow in the sky:
So was it when my life began;
So is it now I am a man;
So be it when I shall grow old,
Or let me die!
The Child is the father of the Man;
And I could wish my days to be
Bound each pach by natural piety