Royal Birth Announcement

I saw this on the Sun app and thought you’d be interested Meghan Markle and Prince Harry proudly pose with โ€˜amazingโ€™ royal baby but thereโ€™s no name yet โ€“ and bearded dad jokes heโ€™s โ€˜already got a bit of facial hairโ€™ Advertisements


~ Oh! Mr Best You’re Very Bad – Jane Austen Shared

Oh! Mr. Best, you’re very bad And all the world shall know it; Your base behaviour shall be sung By me, a tunefull Poet.– You used to go to Harrowgate Each summer as it came, And why I pray should you refuse To go this year the same?– The way’s as plain, the road’s as […]

“I’LL-BE-THERE – FOR-TEAR – IN’ ! ” a poem May 6, 2019 (M) Yes, it’s Cousin Alicia’s birthday today!

“I’LL-BE-THERE – FOR-TEAR – IN’ ! ” a poem May 6, 2019 (M) Yes, it’s Cousin Alicia’s birthday today! They’re having pizza! {Really HIGH quality pizza!} Where’s-The-World goin’? How-[are]-we-fairin’? Well, it’s goin’ – in-the-direction-of, that’s-right! Cousin-Taryn! ‘Cause she’s gra-duatin’ ! DOIN’-THE-DEED-this-year, by-goll’ And this-poem’s-a-FO’-HER, ’cause-I-can’t-afford-to-call!* And-I-ain’t-sold-a-painting-this-year!** You-know, I’m-almost-starvin’ ,*** But-Taryn’s-gonna-MAKE-IT-BIG! She’s-“TEARIN’-IT-UP!-Yeah, CARVIN’ – OUT-A-BLESSED-NICHE-FOR-HER,” whatever-The-World-might-“throw!”**** […]

Bob Dylan

Shadows are falling and I been here all day It’s too hot to sleep and time is running away Feel like my soul has turned into steel I’ve still got the scars that the sun didn’t let me heal There’s not even room enough to be anywhere It’s not dark yet, but it’s getting there […]


“DOGGIE STYLE!” a poem May 7, 2019 (Tuesday) I WANT A DOGIEE! I need me a doggie! I LOVE me my doggie! (tears) [Next:] YOU! Take-care-of-my-doggie! I want me to marry; I want a nice “hubby!” I NEED ME a hubby! but – NOW, he’s a “tubby!!” HE should-not be-“difficult;” he-should WORK-mo’-hard; I still love […]

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