“A DIRECTIVE FROM SATAN, THE DAY AFTER EASTER!” a poem, a.k.a.: “So What!” April 22, 2019 (Monday)
“A bear-like monster sleeps-outside my door;
It has three heads, and I-can hear-it snore!
It’s brought me a note, (of course) POST-RESURRECTION;
Perhaps I’ll read it! We’re-certain-of-its-direction,
Because, after-Easter, notes-from-Satan-from-H – L L,
Are-our inspiration – to follow His will!
But I AM Jesus! Anyway, here’s-what-it-said!
One’s-ALWAYS-sent-The-Day-After, from The Lord of The Dead:”
“Yeah! Yeah! So, Jesus arose! SO WHAT!? Let’s get back to work!
School-will-be-in-session; let’s not be no jerk!
Produce! and Study! and Anal – yze!
Easter is OVER! Clear-the-eggs-from-your-eyes,
And get-y’all-focused, to PRODUCE – and DELIVER!
Have lust for-any-lover! (I’ve arrows in my quiver!)
Do go -back to-your-favorite-bar(s), with-the-firm conviction,
That you all need heavy drink, to relieve your affliction,
Which is fear – and concern – and desire to prevail!
Don’t-forget-about-“track-season!” Run-and-win, without fail!
Work, Work – Work, Work – Wo-o-o-o-o-rk – a -way!
Make lots of money for taxes! Kiss The I.R.S.’s (you-know-what)! Hoo-ray!
Since our fiscal year – is officially underway,
And, even-with-a-tax-extension, remember! YOU GOTTA PAY!
Also, go to The Doctors – for another – great CHECK;
They’ll find something wrong (with you) – Y’-know, what the heck!
Buy some pills – Be SAFE and SOUND!
And-protect-the-U.S.-with-fences! It’s hallowed ground!
And worship a lot; pay big tithes;
Get ready – for lots more GREAT HOLY DAYS! (Here’s-a-surprise:)
A L L OF-THE HOLIDAYS THAT’S RIGHT, THEY’RE ALL THE SAME,
BUT JUST AS EXCITING! REALLY EXCITING! So, do not blame,
ME, for You-know – I can’t make all this stuff up?”
This has been your 1st special 2019 directive,
Brought-to-you-by: Cerberus, Satan’s bloody-dripping-pup! 🙂 – Woof, woof!