An older man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives
each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much..
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his
$5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits!
Men are like that, you know.
And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don’t send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world……
10 Things Strong Women Will Never Accept In A Relationship
Strong women seem tough, and hardcore on the surface but soft and sensitive on the inside and never, for one second think that she won’t fight for what she believes in.
It’s hard to put everything that a strong woman embodies into words because there simply are not enough adjectives to describe her energy.
She’s fierce and confident in her fierceness, she’s got no issues standing up for what she believes in and most significantly, she has no problem standing up for herself.
Most strong women know precisely what they want and how they like things to be done. Strong women have strong minds and opinions particularly when it comes to aspects of their life.
So when it comes to relationships, she knows precisely what she is looking for in a partner. Bear in mind that independent women have set boundaries in place and standards they aren’t willing lower because they know they deserve the best.
A strong woman needs a partner that will share her zest for life and who will not be intimidated by her aspirations.
Therefore, if you want to date an alpha female, you need to bear in mind that they’ve set strict boundaries for themselves and to be with her you need to honor them.
Here are ten things almost every strong woman refuses to tolerate:
1) Manipulation One thing a strong woman will spot from a mile away is manipulation. She knows when you’re trying to trick her and trust me, you don’t want to be around when she gives you a piece of her mind. You’ve been warned.
2. Disrespect When it comes to respecting, one thing you need to understand is that strong women have respect for themselves, she knows her value and never settles for less than she knows she deserves. If you disrespect her or humiliate her in any way, she’ll leave.
3. Excuses Alpha females love and respect people who own up to their faults and will accept your apology and try and understand your mistake or why you did what you did. But if you try and deceive her by making up stupid, pointless excuses, she’ll know. You must realize, strong women are always one step ahead of you.
4. Being controlled Independence is a trait all independent women possess, so if she senses that the relationship is leaning towards the codependency side of things, she’ll do everything in her power to break loose. You can’t, and will never be able to control a strong woman. She needs the freedom to be who she is.
5. Unreliability Being true to your word is critical. She hates nothing more than someone who can’t keep to the agreements they have made. She needs to know that they’ve got her back no matter what. If you cannot keep your promises don’t expect her to stick around.
6. Unfaithfulness That goes without saying. If you cheat on her, she’ll leave you in a heartbeat. There’s no and will never be a valid reason for cheating. If you want an open relationship, be straight up about it, she’ll be able to give you her honest answer.
7. Lies Alphas appreciate honesty, despite how blunt it is. Be straight up because she is a straight up woman. She does not have time for sugar coating and sweet talk. She wants things to be transparent and raw.
8. Lack of support Another critical factor an alpha female looks out for in a partner is whether or not he supports her. She does not need a man to show her how to do things, she needs a man that will stand by her in all her ventures and encourage her to move forward and achieve all the things she wants.
9. A better than thou attitude If you’ve got a better than thou attitude and believe that you are better than a homeless person or a janitor, then you can show yourself to the door. Strong women will never tolerate this kind of behavior because they know and understand that every human on earth is equal, and needs to be treated with equal respect.
10. Emotional abuse Strong women are strong and intelligent. If an alpha female finds herself in a situation where her emotions are being disrespected or manipulated, she’ll have no issues confronting you about it. She won’t remain silent when it comes to her own well being.
We thank You oh God for your generosity and kindness, and ask that You hear us in this hour of indecision.
Make us worthy of Your blessing and keep us from further want.
Help us restore our abundance here on earth, so that we may turn more attention to Your divine kingdom. We have worked so hard, and yet there is no end to our lacking. Grant us this wish, and make us worthy of its fulfillment.