Proof That The World Is Nuts!πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Strange facts you gotta know or be reminded of…

Proof That The World Is Nuts!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don’t live in Indonesia!)

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.

Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute: Is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’

(Is this a great country or what?)

Well,…. not as great as Guam!

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ???)

(Did our Government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An Ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don’t have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their ass.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be

in Guam !!!!!!


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8 thoughts on “Proof That The World Is Nuts!πŸ˜πŸ˜‚”

  1. Reblogged this on Matthews' Blog and commented:

    Wow. Interesting collation of some outlandish and I thought, out of the ordinary practices. “World going nuts” is not really a bad phrase. Phew!

  2. Here you go, regarding Guam: ” Here is a link to the marriage laws of Guam. The law of Guam in fact states nearly the opposite:

    Β§ 3106. Release, Generally.
    Neither party to a contract to marry is bound by a promise made in ignorance of the other’s want of personal chastity, and either is released there from by unchaste conduct on the part of the other unless both parties participate therein.

    In other words, if you are not a virgin at marriage in Guam, and your spouse doesn’t know about it, it is grounds for annulment. The civil government will not only dissolve your marriage, like it does in a normal divorce, but goes further and declares the marriage invalid from its inception. So remember, people: if you plan to get married in Guam, be honest with your spouse about your sexual history. It’s always a good idea, but, in Guam, it’s also the law.”

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