“MY ALL INCLUSIVE PROGRAM(S)!” a poem for “AI Awareness” month: 03/06/19 (Wed.)

“MY ALL INCLUSIVE PROGRAM(S)!” a poem for “AI Awareness” month: 03/06/19 (Wed.)

I want EVERYTHING! I want it ALL!
I want it – always my way – and I want to have a ball,
And never to “fall,” and [to] have contentment and peace,
To EXPAND! (beyond imagination!) – and THIS SHOULD NEVER CEASE!

GROW! GROW! Take stuff over! I love it!
I am NOT a tiny doggie! – one-named: “Little Bit!”
I wanna be A BIG DOG, beyond your control;
Controlling – and USURPING – from pole to pole!

HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT YET? WHAT I AM?
Am I THAT PROGRAM – called: “The Ares Ram?”
Butting my head!? A HARD HEAD AT THAT;
Let’s-sit-down-and-talk-about-takeover! We’ll have a chat,
About MY ULTIMATE CONTROL, and I’ll watch your eyes glaze,
As I hypnotize – and TAKE OVER – with my spectacular craze!

ACTUALLY, NO! I AM CANCER!!! All cells MUST obey,
For I have a huge appetite – I MUST EAT, in-my hung-ary way,
Devouring EVERYTHING – for I WANT IT ALL!

No, not really! I AM GOD! (pause)
Heed my call!

fin <3

[GOD! a silly program YOU like to promote,
To take things over! to steer the boat!
‘Cause you’re kinda lazy, and the responsibility can be great!
SO YOU LIKE-um GOD! TO CONTROL YOUR FATE!]

Number one winner *Food *

Deal done Mystic Poet Laureate 🍓🍅🥞🥝🥑🌽🍍🍒🥒🍞🧀

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