“GREEN, CLOVEN AND LOVING IT!”

“GREEN, CLOVEN AND LOVING IT!” a poem a.k.a.: “You’re Still The One, Even If You’re Two!” March 14, 2019 (Thursday)

The dark(?) Dark Continent is SPLITTING APART!!!
It’s because: IT HAS GREAT LIGHT, NESTLED IN ITS HEART!

Africa HAS been – like the hoof – of a cow – or a lamb;
When it finally cleaves, by golly! We’re gonna have HAM!!

For, “The Cloven Continent,” as it might sometimes then be called,
Will be more like Ireland! and leprechauns might be appalled,
To realize – that things-are-“more cloven” in Tim-buk-tu,
Than even in Dublin!!!! Who could-a knew?
That a little CLEAVE – could make a land – even more blest?!
[Ask us in Cleveland! where Indians lead the rest,
To pick up their rations – of bacon and beans!!
IT’LL BE THE NEW CONTINENTAL DISH FOR AFRICA! “Hang-the-Greens!”]

LET’S CELEBRATE “THE CLEAVING,” by chopping up a bunch o’ pork!
“Pork bellies* futures!” Let’s pop the cork!

“Pork barrel** politics” – will soon be in fashion,
In “The Cleveland Continent!” no-mo’ – “Pygmy Bashin’!”

SO! FROM THE LAND OF GIANTS – and short people too!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
It’s almost here for you!

fin <3

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