“ST. PATRICK’S NEPHEWS!” a poem a.k.a.: “It’s All In The Family!” Sunday 3/17/19
Satan and The Bogey Man – are cousins, once removed!!! When these guys were growing up, the girls REALLY GROOVED, For ALL grew up – in Belfast town, And their third-cousin Santa was often found, SLIDING DOWN “CHIMNEYS!!!” which made the girls squeal!! And then there was this distant cousin, really-quite-the-deal: It-was-their-“tights-wearing”-cousin: Green Goblin, from CORK! He’d GOBBLE all The Green Girls! and, there was-also Cousin Mork! That’s right!-he-got-green-too – colors-like-a-chame-le-on! I’m tellin’ you – THIS FAMILY! They-liked-to-go-’round-feelin’ – EVERYONE! and-sealin’ kisses! on succulent lips!
Yet, The Patriarch! Uncle Patrick! – loved his brews and nips! And he used to hob-nob-off-the-job, with-his-buddy-ol’-Van-Winkle, Who lurked in the woods, like one-o’-the-hoods, and really-liked-to-tinkle! And ALL these guys became famous, by-doing-crazy-stuff-for-a-long-long-time!!!
Of-course, let’s-not-forget-Cousin-Mystic! (also a “distant” cousin!) Who wrote some pretty bad rhyme!
Anyway, to all you crazy people! Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Better wear and/or drink some “GREEN,” or-get-pinched-a-lot-today! And – dance a jig! Be a green, chauvinist pig! IF Trump can do it, then do it BIG, But TRY TO BE NICE, ’cause leprechauns kill twice, And try not to blame it all – on J (Jay)! Have-some-creme-de-menthe-on-ice!