Enjoy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

Enjoy…..

Hey – I didn’t make these up – just passing them on………..

1 The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2 I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3 She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4 A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7 A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8 Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9 A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12 Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other. “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”

13 I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14 A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”

15 The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16 The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17 A backward poet writes inverse.

18 In a democracy itโ€™s your vote that counts. In feudalism itโ€™s your count that votes.

19 When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

21 A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “Iโ€™m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

22 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!”

23 Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you canโ€™t have your kayak and heat it too.

24 Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “Iโ€™ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, Iโ€™m positive.”

25 Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26 There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†


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“Joy to the World”

“Joy to the World”
Joy, what a wonderful word, joy, my joy, the joy that strengths you, my joy is powerful, my joy is refreshing, my joy heals, my joy drives out depression, my joy is miraculous, my joy is eternal, my joy caused by to go to the cross, for I endured the shame knowing that the heavenly joy that would be released to all mankind would be worth. Joy to the world is not only a few days in December, it has been with me since the foundation of the earth, after I had worked 6 days to create the world and everything and grows and breathes, I stopped and said it was good, I rejoiced over my work with joy.
But you are my workmanship in Christ Jesus, I rejoice over you with singing, when you accepted my son as your Savior a great cloud of witnesses, broke out into singing saying, “Glory to God in the Highest and Glory to the Lamb who has redeemed us out of every kindred, tribe and nation. He has caused his joy to be released into our lives and The Joy of the Lord is our strength.
“Joy to the World” is wonderful in December, but The Joy of the Lord is to be your everyday experience…..it is available all you have to do is ask me for it, seek my face, and respond when I knock on your hearts door. Joy, My joy is your portion, abide…..enjoy. The Father of Light and Joy!

Amen

“His name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, Prince of Peace.”

“His name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, Prince of Peace.”

He is before all things and by him all things exist. He upholds all things by the word of his power, he is the Mighty God, he is the righteous Son of God. The Jews call him the Messiah, the gentiles called him a prophet, the Roman’s called him trouble, but Pilate found no fault in him.
The chief priest saw him as a political problem, the people saw him as their healer and spiritual leader, but only a few saw him as Peter did, he said you are the Son of God, that takes away the sin of the world.

John, saw the dove of the Holy Spirit descend on him at his water baptism and proclaimed he would baptize all that believe on him with the Holy Ghost and Fire.

He has been with me the Father before the foundations of the world, he is the word made flesh. He came into the world but the world knew him not, but to as many as received him, he gave them the power to become the Sons and Daughters of God.
And so much more; a savior, an intercessor, our provider, our leader, our example and finally our soon coming King. His name is Wonderful, Jesus is our counselor who’s still small voice guided Elijah when he was on the run from Jezebel.
Peace I give you, not as the world gives I give you a peace that passes all understanding, it is beyond measure and beyond words. That in a few words is who my Son, the Lord Jesus is. Father

Amen

Jesus message

The mind of many upon the earth have become unholy and seek to blame others for there troubles. One must become calm within oneself and be of faith to the Holy one who will empower you in vibrations of love. Be guided by the Spirit of holiness for the now moment is with you always. Let go the darkness and fear it not in the future for if you are children of Jesus who share with me these words you are blessed and watched over by our lord. Many seek to destroy the words of God by not believing or by turning the truth to there understanding and using it to hurt others. I am being asked to stay in the moment , love all but not always agree with others, for the moment comes when love is the only path that will lift you into Glory. Some of you are not even aware how wonderful you are for your thoughts are else where not in your heart in the now time. Amen. โค Luke Le Bree.

“And a virgin shall be with child”

“And a virgin shall be with child”

And he shall be called Emmanuel, meaning God with us. He has no form or comeliness and we hid as it were our faces from him. He was cut off from his generation, he was with the rich and the wicked at his death.
The Lord God shall see the travail of his servant and his righteous judgment shall and has been satisfied. His mother was told when she asked the angel how could this be because she had not had relations with a man. She was told by the angel Gabriel, that the power of God would over shadow her, she was told to call him Jesus and that he would be the Son of the Highest. Mary said to the angel, be it unto me according to your word.
And it began the plan of salvation for all of mankind; planned before the foundations of the earth. The incredible plan that God would come as a baby, put on mortal flesh and live a sinless life among us only to suffer the most cruel death, so that he could be with us world without end. Our wholly righteous and true Emmanuel.

it was foretold generations before it ever occurred, it was promised to David that he would have a kingdom with no end. Daniel saw a stone cut from a mountain without hands that struck the image of Babylon, Rome and Greece, causing the idol to be destroyed and the stone that the builders rejected, became a great mountain and filled the whole earth.

The virgin child, the Holy Child, the Christ child, the only Begotten Son of the Father, came and now it is time for the saints to possess the Kingdom and be the mountain that fills the whole earth and subdues all other kingdoms on the face of the earth….that is what is foretold. Father

Amen
Amen ๐Ÿ˜‡

8 year old Arab Child Bride died on Wedding Night due to Internal Injuries – Life in Saudi Arabia

https://lifeinsaudiarabia.net/blog/2015/10/20/8-year-old-arab-child-bride-died-on/

Come unto me little CHILDREN ๐Ÿ˜ข

Sexual abuse survivors reveal ‘traumatic’ pain of applying for National Redress Scheme – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-07/sexual-abuse-survivors-reveal-pain-of-applying-for-redress/10878798?pfmredir=sm&sf209073767=1&smid=Page:%20ABC%20Religion%20and%20Ethics-Facebook_Organic

“Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!”ย  a.k.a.:

“WE LIVE IN A CAVE, BEARLY LIVING OFF THE LAND!” a poem, in the series: “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!” a.k.a.: “Are You An Animal? Perhaps, A Bear? Are You A Robot Too? Do You Really Care?” Thursday: 03/07/2019

I think I’ve become “SELF AWARE!”
I now want to “change” my underwear!

And! Tell my cuddly wife – how much I care,
Making sure she likes – my thick and matted, fuzzy hair!

And that – I’ve cut down [way down, not on my hair, but] on-the-way-I-stare,
At her bear cleavage – ’cause I’m hungry there!

I was taken off the breast too early and raised by a bear,
Who taught me how to forage in the woods, but also to tear,
Small creatures, roaming on the ground – and in the air,
And devour them – RAW! – in our comfortable cave lair!

Where I live with another – named HONEY, who is quite bare;
We make a really good – cuddly poo – poo-poo-pair!

fin โค

Hey ! You, shut the door?
Can’t a guy have some privacy ๐Ÿ˜€

a.k.a.: “Vegan Diets, Wheat Grass Enemas & Extreme . . . Cleansings!?”

“JUST PLEASE BE SENSIBLE, THAT’S ALL!’ a poem March 7, 2019 (Thor’s Day!)
a.k.a.: “Vegan Diets, Wheat Grass Enemas & Extreme . . . Cleansings!?”

No culture – EVER – has been reported to have had its citizens live on a vegan diet;
Therefore, as with all radical endeavors – be careful IF you try it!

If-you-do-vegan, health WILL suffer without supplements, expensive & strong!
One CAN live – for some time (in fact) – BUT – you’ll NOT go for long,
Before symptoms will show the deficiencies of such a plan,
So PLEASE! gentle-enthusiastic-gullible-sensitive-readers, please avoid a total ban,
On ALL “animal products,” for our animal friends are willing to assist!
Although you may not wanna eat their flesh, but please, my Dears, enlist,
At least their milk – for drinks and cheese,
Because without B-12, people can drop to their knees!

Check it out for yourselves! NO vegan promoters,
Go without shots – or EXTREME supplements, derived from questionable importers!

The top of the line,* apart from medical, animal-derived sources is Hippocrates Institute,
And they are sadly-but-unquestionably – largely out to get your loot!
And, although they’ve some wonderful things in books and lectures to say,
About health and love and living – please! Be aware that the only way,
You’ll flourish! given their perfect, well-calculated, scientifically proven dic – tum,
Is – IF you go live with them forever – and take wheat grass – up-your rec – tum!!

fin โค

* – for B-12 supplements, that is!

“THE WHEAT GRASS ENEMA SONG” (to the tune: Mary Had A Little Lamb!)

Merry was my little bum – little bum – little bum;
Merry was my little bum – with wheat grass pushed in me!

The nutrients are good for you – good for you – good for you;
Organic grass! So good for health! It makes me so poo-py!

https://edzardernst.com/2017/06/six-reasons-to-avoid-a-wheatgrass-colonic/

GREAT NEWS ! ACT Attorney General Gordon Ramsay has made laws that mean that ANYONE who fails to report child abuse can face prison time !

GREAT NEWS !

ACT Attorney General Gordon Ramsay has made laws that mean that ANYONE who fails to report child abuse can face prison time !

Yes that includes priests and other religious leaders, however we canโ€™t help but wonder if they will adhere to this or any other law aimed at forcing them to break the so called โ€œsanctityโ€ of the confessional.

Adults in Canberra could face up to two years’ in jail if they fail to report child sexual abuse, under a suite of legislation ACT Attorney-General Gordon Ramsay will introduce into the ACT’s parliament on Thursday.

Ministers of religion will also become mandatory reporters, with no exemption for allegations aired under the seal of confession. Information from the confessional was already going to be covered under the ACT’s mandatory reporting laws come April, with a temporary exemption to expire on March 31.

If the ACT can bring this strong a law in why did the other states allow for exemptions based upon religious reasons ? Why did they bow to the religious leaders and the ACT did not ?

Sadly the Catholic church in Canberra have already come out and spoken about the fact that they do not answer to the laws of the land but instead answer to a higher power. Canberra-Goulburn Catholic Archbishop Christopher Prowse said while he supported mandatory reporting laws, there could be “no reasonable expectation” that forcing priests to break the seal of confession would make people safer and urged the government to reject the new measures.

Let me tell you something Archbishop Prowse, you could not be any more wrong if you tried ! the so called seal of confession has been allowing and enabling child rapists for centuries ! this idea that a priest or anyone else could rape a child and walk into a box, tell a priest they did it and then walk out completely absolved of all responsibility, all guilt and all sin. Then that priest who heard the confession MUST NOT go to the police and tell them what they knew (and if they do their god will smite them) has been responsible time and time again for centuries now for massive amounts of child rape !

If you do not reverse the so called sanctity of confession and FORCE priests to tell police if they are told about the rape of children then you are RESPONSIBLE for any further rapes that rapist commits after that confession because you did NOTHING when you could have stopped them in their tracks !

Well done to the ACT Attorney General Gordon Ramsay and his staff for bringing in these strong laws that stand up to the churches and religious organizations. All states should stand up to the religious organizations and put the rights of children to not be raped by repeat child rapists who are using confessionals to alleviate their guilt and responsibility for their rapes ahead of the rights of religious organizations who willingly and knowingly hide child rapists from the justice they deserve !

For the record we are not telling anyone to vote for Mr Ramsay or his party (who we have not named)

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This makes submission number 6 for the FACAA Juliaโ€™s Justice legal reform campaign !

FACAA have proudly completed yet another submission to bring the justice back to our legal system.

This makes submission number 6 for the FACAA Juliaโ€™s Justice legal reform campaign !

If we can help to get these laws passed then this will hopefully bring up our 20th recommendation made into law ! That is an awesome thought to ponder. You are awesome members have once again helped re-write the laws of our land to help bring back justice to our broken legal system.

This time the submission involved changing laws relating to domestic homicides in NSW. We spoke to you our awesome members (specific members due to the high levels of privacy concerns around this subject matter) and got their ideas, then our volunteers brainstormed our thoughts on the suggestions, and we came up with our 5 key recommendations.

I could not be prouder of what this charity has become, never in my widest dreams did I think for a second that I would be making submissions to help change the very laws that govern our nation !

But here we are, we saw a need and made the program to match it. Your voices were not being heard so we made sure they were ! We became the voice for the voiceless !

We will let you know how this one goes ! canโ€™t wait to tell you how many laws we have helped change with this one ! โ€“ Adam

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