“TOUCHE!”

“TOUCHE!” a poem in the series: “M. M. C. P.!” 02/11/19 [MOON]

I AWOKE FROM A DREAM! and I REMEMBER THIS:
I am married – to a cherubim, and She is oozing BLISS!
And she is ever kissing ME, all-over-the-blooming-place!
I awoke-me from this nice-y-dream – and then I saw your face,
And I exclaimed: “Oh, JOY! Oh, Joy! (pause) My-dream’s re -a-lity!”
Then-I-grabbed- for-my-lover’s-head! and-noticed!!!-SHE-HAD-NO-KNEE!!
Or leg – or-middle section!!! – and where’s her tummy SWEET?
No “pillows,” or-a “bootie!” [CALL!] no-hands!- JUST A PAIR OF FEET!!
AND-A-HEAD! with-nothing-else! NOTHING IN BETWEEN!
I closed my eyes, and cried out loud: “Oh-LORD, what have I seen?”

And then The Lord appeared to me – and said: “YOU ARE STILL DREAMING!!
WAKE UP, Mr. Cuddly Poo – and stop your silly screaming!”

And, so, I finally woke up! (pause) There-was -“My Pooxie Oo-ooh,”
Mrs. Cuddly, cuddl-y-wudd-l-y – my- Mrs.-Cudd-ly-Poo!
Her eyes were closed! Her mouth? with smile – She said a word or two:
“WHAT’S THE MATTER, LOVER BOY? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU?”
“Oh, no, my Love – I-just-had-a-dream! and-you-were missing “any-Middle!”

“Well, HONEY! – Just-draw the-covers-back – and-I’ll-thrill you more-than-a-little,
TO-let-YOU KNOW THAT-Y O U W E R E N ‘ T D R E A M I N’ ‘”
AND!!!-Sure-enough -SHE’S-WITHOUT,
Anything! but-her-head and-feet!!!! So I began to pout!!!

“OH, STOP IT, MR. WIZARD! Come on now, ravage me,”
As she cast away my cloak – of-in-vis-i-bil-ity!!
“Well, you-really-had-me-“going!” That-was some dreadful scare!
I should-a-guessed, you little tease,” as-I-fondled-her- here-&-there!

“Well, I’ve a surprise FOR YOU TOO, Dear,” as I cast away my sheet,
For all my “privates” were FEMININE!! [I-had-taken-“a-sex-change-treat!”]

BUT-Mrs.-Cuddly WAS NOT CONCERNED, for it was plain to see,
That she was QUITE BI-SEXUAL, “taking-advantage”-of – “girlie ME!!”
πŸ™‚ -Whoa! a lotta juices flowin’ there!

What a rotten struck of luck
Oh my πŸ˜…
Oh my!
Them those have all the breaks
What next lol πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚
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