SENIORS WITHOUT LIFE INSURANCE!” a poem February 21, 2019 [Thursday! Karaoke Night! Tonight! Ole Crystal Bar, in beautiful downtown Alpine, Texas, USA!]
Life INSURANCE – It-is important! IF-it gives-you PEACE OF MIND,
All-lives-should-have GOOD QUA-LI-TY! so -life-does-NOT-sad-ly-“unwind,”
In yucky ways! Like-when-people-seek – every-day a doctor’s aid,
And find that their deduc-ti-bles – are way TOO MUCH! Lots can be paid,
By people – who do seek ASSURANCE! that-INSURANCE-might-prolong,
Life-to-the-point where IT DON’T SUCK! [In – dependency, we’re NEVER strong!]
So – PEACE OF MIND! Now, THAT’S INSURANCE – that is really worth its weight,
In gold or other precious substance! We-never really know-our-fate!
LIFE IS LIFE – is life is life – and what’s insurance! Any how?
I like to think The Best Insurance is: family, friends – and-a-good-milk-cow!
Because good family – they will lift you, when you’re weak or tired or sick;
& FRIENDS are worth much more than gold – and a good milk cow can do the trick,
For providing needed sus-ten-ance! When your fuel tank is low,
Or-there’s recession – or a flood – or-your-car is-lost “in tow!”
What’s INSURANCE? Well, to in-sure – means-to-secure-or-protect-someone-against,
Stuff, both unseen and expected – and-to-most, NOT being too-darned-“tensed,
Up!”-ABOUT the “perilous” future! And THE-ONLY REMEDY FOR-THAT:
Is FAITH – that things will work-out-well?! Then, PEACE OF MIND is in your hat!
So who-are-The-Seniors “without insurance?” A: The-ones without no faith or friends!
They’re the ones who-are-so-scared of life, we say they’re there! – at “their wits’ ends!”
What is, for you, the-“optimal-program?” of exercise? The BEST – for you?
It is: THE EXERCISE YOU’RE DOING! The things that YOU ALREADY DO!
For – if it’s exercise you need! Then-do SOMETHING and you will feel,
Better – than just sitting-around – and never-moving upon-your-heel!
So! THE BEST INSURANCE – for everyone – IF they can understand these words,
Is: “Loving-relations” with PEACE OF MIND, just ask my friends, The Angry Birds!
And they will chirp – in your direction – to remind you all what Jesus said:
“Don’t worry for the ‘morrow, friends! For tomorrow, you just might be dead!
But IF YOU’RE NOT – just hope that you – Have good friends! They’ll see you through,
All the worries that might befall, And on good friends, you-can-always-call!
Plus, IF you need some kind assurance – That life’s OK, – even-without insurance,
Provided by A Com-pan-y, Which says: “We’ll SMOOTH your des-tin-y!”
You-could-ask-eth-your-insurance-“rep,” If-he’ll-be-your-friend, when you need he(l)p!
If he says their coverage doesn’t include, Help from friends – Well, don’t be rude!
But politely say: “I THINK THAT I, DON’T NEED YOUR ‘PLAN,’ AND HERE IS WHY: MY PEACE OF MIND IS ALL I NEED, AND I’D PREFER THAT YOU NOT LEAD, ME A HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM! WHERE DRUGS AND BAD NEWS TEND TO LOOM! 🙂 – “Insurance” is great, if it’s affordable! fin <3
Those poor folk in America
Think of all those Immigrant folk wanting to live in America 😢
It’s time the world was informed that such a powerful Country has no health-care for its Citizens 😢
In Australia we pay taxes to look after all folk illegal or not.
- Like Le Bree
- For seniors exclusively ~ Funny adult trends
- Oh my goodness, funny naughty things
- Funny little things ~
- They walk among us, they breed, and they vote ~ Funny things