“HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT?Β  BRING IT TO ITS KNEES!”HUMILITY!Β  You NEED humility!Β  I shall teach it to-you!😁 ~ Whoa! 😁

“HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT? BRING IT TO ITS KNEES!” a poem a.k.a.: “State Of The Union Address From Supreme Commander Boo-Hoo!” 02/13/19 (Wed.)

“HUMILITY! You NEED humility! I shall teach it to-you!
My name WAS Trump, but I’m-now-GOD! Supreme-Commander BOO-HOO!
My pledge IT was: (pause) To-make-you- GREAT AGAIN,
But, FOR-NOW-that-simply-means: paying for your sin!
For your sin – your-sin of-not-enough- DISCIPLINE,
For the sin of The Democrats – (which-is) where-you’ve-been,
Which is off with them, collecting checks,
From the government! Well, I’m-here-to BREAK YOU NECKS,
Just-like-I-did: on THE APPRENTICE!
Oh, you never saw it? Well-I-play- A PRAYING M(e)ANTIS,
For I AM so stealth-full – AND-I-SEEM-TO-BE-PRAYING,
But-NOW, listen! to ALL I’m-ever REALLY SAYING:
[LISTEN TO ME! I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS,
HOW-THINGS-SHOULD-REALLY-BE – AND – YOU’VE-BEEN IN THE DOZE!]
So! I’m waking you up! and-you-can thank me later,
AFTER YOU’RE BANKRUPT! No, no, I don’t hate-HER;
I don’t hate Hillary-or-Nancy – Yea! I-DO TOLERATE ROSEANN!
But, I-DON’T-HAVE-TIME-FOR-POLITICS! I’m a big “tweeting man!”
Yeah! a tweeting bird man, one like you’ve never seen!
I’M A REAL MAN! AND I’M FAIR- LY – MEAN!
And IF you’re finding it hard – to just GET BY,
Well, come by The White House, and I’ll give you some “pie!”
And Melania will greet you – with a big, air-head sigh!
YOU VOTED FOR US? Do you now wonder why?
Well! It’s BECAUSE: You don’t know how to think;
You watch too much FOX News! – or those liberals IN PINK!
You listen to TV EVAN-GEL-IZERS,
And use deodorant sprays – and atomizers,
And you order s-x toys – off The Internet,
And watch lots of TV – and I’ll even bet,
You never noticed ME! over at The Fence,
With Border Patrol agents – and Vice President Pence!
YOU THINK IT’S COINCIDENCE THAT MY V.P. HAS THAT NAME?
It rhymes with FENCE! (pause) So, you better blame,
Yourselves! for the predicament you now all are in,
I’m just teaching you humility, for – I-HAVE-NO-SIN! πŸ™‚ – Whoa!

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