“A BIG OL’ DECISION?” a poem a.k.a.: “PAL Jones’ Big Decision To Not Decide!” Tuesday – February 12, 2019
Preposterous Arthriticus Leviticus Jones,
Made a decision, while “throwing some BONES,”
For she had been taking some cartilage tabs,
To heal her bones – and strengthen her abs?
So-She-“made”-a-BIG-OL’-DECISION, or, perhaps-maybe-The-Greatest,
Decision-she’d-made – at-least, in the latest,
Rash of decisions – or-omissions – or BOTH,
And THIS! Her-decision? to-assist-in-the-“growth,”
In-to-THE-NEW-AGE! So! HERE’S-HER-RESOLVEMENT:
“A big ol’ decision: [to-let-OTHERS-decide,
For-she-fell right in love – with Intrepidus SHEnanigan,
A bloke (down THE WAY), who-was-related to Anakin,
[They-are-‘spose to make you mighty, out-o’-sight-y – and wise!
So-IT-WAS A BIG OL’ DECISION – to NEVER decide,
Anything-AGAIN – for-our-Jones – to just glide!
But THE THING IS – that NO ONE! Yes, no one at all,
Has-ever accomplished-it – FOR, TO TAKE SUCH A “FALL,”
You have to have the humility – of the dummest hop-frog,
Who will SIMPLY ACCEPT – Ev’ry-thing, on-his-“log,”
And just sit there all day, enjoying-fresh-air-and-sun,
And-not-think no thoughts! A CLEAR MIND – is so fun,
But humans are notorious – for wanting lots of pain!
NOT EVEN ONE HUMAN-HAS-ACCOMPLISHED: “CLEAR BRAIN,”
To do “THE RIGHT THING,” which-is: TO ACCEPT WHAT IT-IS,
AND-TO-DECIDE NOT-TO-DECIDE! Just-remember! Just THIS:
“THE BIGGEST DECISION – IS-NO-DECISION AT ALL!”
To-SAY-that’s-what-you-want – IS EASY, my Doll,
BUT TO ACTUALLY DO IT!? Well! Jesus gave it “a shot,”
And you remember what happened then? (long pause)
CRUCIFIXION HE GOT!!
‘Cause The World won’t tolerate – an-undecisive (wo)man!
- Memorial 😔
- I got it really BAD~I’m sexy silly
- Luke Le Bree
- Lord save us. He’s had 70 years’ training for the job, and he still can’t do up his own buttons!
- Mad mans diary ~
* – BONES can mean dice, for gambling, or “runes,” items used in a game of chance:
** – People use 750 mg of shark cartilage to keep their bones strong! People also use various amounts of snake oil to keep their physical bodies alive and well! People use all sorts of “stuff” to do all sorts of things! People are, for lack of another term, INTERESTING, don’t you agree? AND, as this poem suggests, people resolve to do all sorts of things, although they are TOTALLY unable to maintain ANY continuity in anything at ALL. It’s that nice?
*** – A midi-chlorian, of course, is a living organism present in each cells of our bodies; normally their upper range in a human being is about 2,500/cell. Of course, Anakin Skywalker has over 20,000/cell. However, it is suggested that his son Luke has even more midi-chlorians than Anakin! Perhaps as many as 40,000/ cell! Isn’t that nice?