“HOLEY! MAN!?” a poem a.k.a.: “Doing The Bhakti TO-DO List !” Feb. 27, 2019 [Wednesday]
In India, The Holy Men and Sages – walk around,
As Jesus said* to all of us: “Who knows where they are bound?
Because they are-all so in love, with no one there to steer!”
And your response, my wayward Friend? “I wish I did not fear,
This life so much, ’cause-I’d-like-to-be: a Holy Man myself!”
“Well,” says I, “Don’t give up hope – don’t-put-your-SAGE-iness-on-The-Shelf!
IF your ambition is-to-become-HOLY, have-I got new for you:
JUST FALL IN LOVE, WITH-THE-GIRL-OVER-THERE! &-you’ll-be-a- sage-too!
A Holey Man, with a plan? – and eyes upon The Prize!!
Which-is the beauty of THAT GIRL, who’s right between your eyes!
And you can be – between her thighs! Loving-her-right well,
And, like a Holy Man [or Sage], you’ll have no fear of Hell,
‘Cause you’ll be so, so into Her – that nothing-can-get to-you,
Except – her-pushing of-“your-buttons!” with-her-fine-list, “The-TO-DO!”
You’re-a-Holy-Man! Her-holey-man – A REAL SAGE YOU’LL BE!
Just like the ones in India – You’ll-wonder – and-wander with-glee,
Knowing-that just-like-Jesus! You’re-a-servant!-serving-every-whim,
And IF you’re lucky [you Ol’ Sage!] SHE’LL LET YOU “TAKE A SWIM,”
In her POOL OF SHEER DELIGHT! RAPTURE is the name,
Of this kind of Spiritual Path – BHAKTI! with that dame!
JUST FALL IN LOVE! Yes, FALL IN LOVE! Fall into that hole!
And you’ll be happy EVER AFTER –
“On patrol!” 🙂 – Whoa!
Be kind, considerate and courteous. But also be shrewd and know when to be tough and courageous. This is the mark of a well-defined character and you will surely command respect. It is most useful to read books on friendliness and enhancing relationships by being a good listener, showing others sincere appreciation and refining other interpersonal skills. But, to truly succeed, one must also recognize that worldly wisdom and shrewdness are essential skills to foster. Become an expert in human psychology and be able to read the essence of people. Never be taken advantage of and be aware of the politics around you. Stay above petty gossiping and office politics but appreciate that they indeed exist and know what goes on behind your back. Every great leader does.
Create your image as a highly competent, strong, disciplined, calm and decent individual. Find that crucial balance between working on the image that you project to the rest of the world and your inner character. Create a sense of mystery about yourself as the truly wise never show their hand. Do not tell everyone everything about yourself, your strategies and your aspirations. The successful citizens of this world think thrice before they speak because a word uttered can never be retrieved. Make things look easy and people will say you are naturally gifted. Speak only good things and people will flock to you. Never speak ill of others and all will know you will not malign them behind their backs. Build your character and live a highly principled life.
Familiarity breeds contempt is a very good rule. The stars remain far above the Earth. You must keep a distance from all but your closest of relations. Once people see everything of a leader he loses his aura and with it the authority and mystique he may have created. For example, Ronald Reagan was known to many as an excellent leader. He carefully cultivated his image of a folksy, considerate politician who kept the interests of the United States first and foremost in his mind. At gatherings of world leaders, he commanded attention and respect in his dark suits, surrounded by the trappings of power such as political aides, security officers and a convoy of limousines. As soon as he appeared, thoughts of authority and power came to our minds. Did you ever see the President with his shirt off swimming at his pool? How about in his dressing gown after waking up after one of his long sleeps, hair tousled and beard grown? Reagan’s handlers never allowed such glimpses because they detract from the perception of authority. The American nation was not exposed to these sights. In the Clinton Era things changed and you saw the President eating Big Macs and wearing baseball caps with a full business suit. Whilst these scenes may be endearing to the public, there is little doubt that President Clinton was more familiar to us, merely another one of us and, unlike the stars above, much closer to the ground.
Learn to organize your time. It is incorrect to say that by becoming a meticulous time manager and living by a carefully defined schedule you become rigid and nonspontaneous. Rather, proper organization allows one to accomplish those goals which are truly important as well as enjoy leisure time. Good time management offers more time for fun and relaxation – not less. These important periods are scheduled into the week just like other commitments which may appear more pressing. Neither are sacrificed. Also, discipline yourself and stop wasting time on all those immediate and pressing but unimportant tasks (i.e., the ringing phones) and concentrate on the activities that are truly meaningful to your life’s mission. Such activities include time for self-renewal and reflection, time forging relationships built on trust and mutual respect, time for physical fitness, time to read and think deeply and time serving others in your community.
Keep well-informed about current events, the latest books and popular trends. Many peak performers read five or six papers a day. You don’t have to read every story of every paper. Know what to focus on, what to pass by and what to clip out and read at another time (many successful people scan scores of magazines and papers, clipping out articles of interest; these articles go into a file folder which can be read in your down time). Knowledge is power. Whether you are an entrepreneur, a corporate leader or someone leading a family, you can profoundly change your life and the lives of those around you with a single idea. Just ask Gates, Edison and Bell.
When choosing your life partner, remember that this is the most important decision of your lifetime. The marriage relationship offers 90% of all your support, happiness and fulfillment so choose it wisely. Consider qualities such as affection, sense of humor, intelligence, integrity, maturity, temperament, compatibility and that indescribable characteristic of chemistry. If these are present, your relationship stands an excellent chance of great success. Move slowly and let no one press you into an uncomfortable decision.
Never discuss your personal development activities with anyone. Your strategies for expanding your mind and spirit are your own. Others might not understand the value of personal-mastery and, further, will take away your credit when you meet with success by saying that you relied on techniques. Keep these self-development activities to yourself.
Schedule relaxation time into your week and be ruthless in protecting it. You would not schedule another activity into the time planned for an important meeting with the president of your company or your best client so why would you put off a period to invest in yourself? We must have time for ourselves to reflect, unwind and recharge our batteries. These are the renewal activities that allow us to maintain peak performance and are exceptionally valuable periods.
83% of our sensory input comes from our eyes. To truly concentrate on something, shut your eyes and you will remove much distraction.
Be the master of your will but the servant of your conscience.
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, ‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.’ The room erupted in applause DON’T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.
A London Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police.
Five minutes later the police arrive.. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it’s at the panel beaters, it’ll simply never be the same again!”
After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust. “I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are.” he said. “You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”
“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobbed the Porsche owner.
The policeman replied: “Didn’t you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”
The Solicitor looked down in horror. “F***** hell !” he screamed. “Where’s my Rolex ????”
1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be 10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
DON’T TRY!”* a poem a.k.a.: “Going For A Relaxed, Easy Swim!” 27 Feb 2019 (Wed.: KARAOKE NIGHT! at The Railroad Blues, 10:30 P. M.! or, if you feel like that is too late, what about: THE POETRY GATHERING! at The Holland Hotel, 6:30 P. M.!)
DATING TIPS!? Oh! My! My! Don’t-try-TOO-hard! Don’t-get REALLY-HIGH! Like your friends, but NOT TOO MUCH! And – JUST A LITTLE – but – not too much touch!!? Talk about stuff! BUT NOT TOO INTENSE?! Or else? That’s “spooky?” Well, I-got-a-sense, That IF you try TOO HARD – like I SOMETIMES do, Then-there’s-LESS-likElihood-of-gettin’-any-“coochy-coo!!”
OK! You like me – and I’m INTO YOU, And NOW – you ask: “What’ll I do? To keep this guy? I think I’VE FALLEN, Crazy-in-Love! OH! I-think-I-hear-him-callin’ IN MY HEAD – and in my dreams! But-am-I-really-that-good, ’cause my head just screams: “You’re not that pretty! Why’s-he-attracted-to, Someone – yeah, someone! Someone LIKE YOU?”
SO! I GOTTA TRY – TO FIGURE OUT – WHAT’S GOIN’ ON! [I think he might just be playing with me – playin’ me for a pawn!!] I GOTTA TRY – to figure out – WHY, He’s attracted TO ME?! I wanna cry! I just gotta figure: WHAT IS IT? Well, YOU COULD JUST DESTROY IT ALL! Just ACCEPT: “You’re A HIT!!” Who knows WHY! TRY! NOT-to-care, So very much! Just be COOL – and dare, TO BELIEVE: YOU TWO JUST WORK! And-you-may-never-know-why! It’s-just-A-‘PERK!’
HE LOVES YOU! YOU LOVE HIM! AND TOGETHER – FOREVER- YOU TWO – GET TO “SWIM!” 🙂 – OR FLOAT!
“SOOKIE* STACKHOUSE IS MY HERO!” a poem, in the series “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!” a.k.a.: “Fits!” Feb. 27, 2019 (Wed.)
I stay away from TIZZY FITS – ’cause they-jus’ make me dizzy, And I don’t feel so very well – when they’re- about my-Cuddly-Miss-y.
I like me to-do SOOKY FITS, ’cause Sookie fits with me! Sooky! SookiE! Pout! Complain! Screw! Make-up! Tee-hee!
I LOVE – to pout – and to withdraw – into my quiet room, And guard the door – against attack – with my little broom, ‘Cause when I have a Sookie(y) Fit, I like to clean the floor, Maybe-vacuum just a tiny bit, behind my bedroom door, And pout along – and think of YOU – and how much more I love, You than before, my little Dear, and-I’ll-put-on a-little-glove, And check for dust on shelves and books, And check my phone, for-how-my-Wallpaper-looks, With “pics” of you – all fresca and smiles; I LOVE your face – and all your STYLES: Your “CONFIDENT” one, Your “MULTI-TASKER!” And You’re SOOKY2, and I’d like to ask-her, To ask her “sooky self” to join, My SOOKY too; I-like-it-when-we’re-goin – HAND-IN-SOOKY-HAND – to-pout TOGETHER, And KISS – and-make-up! and-tighten-our-SOOKIE-tether,
And kiss and cuddle! and SOOK AROUND, And get LOW DOWN – and hit The Ground, AND, MAYBE, US BEDBUGS WILL COME BACK TO THIS LIFE, Or – maybe we won’t! We’re SOOKIES! me-and-my-Cuddly-Wife! 🙂 – Yummy