The Salvation Song ๐Ÿ•Š

โ€œTHE SALVATION SONG!โ€ a song and a poem! a.k.a.: โ€œHow To Make It All Right With Bubbles And Tiny Hops Now And Forever!โ€* December 31, 2018 – January 1, 2019 to be sung to the tune of – – – **

Iโ€™m saving all The Universe, Iโ€™m savinโ€™ it right NOW,

And-I am quite a GI-ANT! with my blue, bay-bay-by cow;

Iโ€™ll save all of this Universe, by flying-towards-The-Sun,

And-Iโ€™ll vanquish all the dragons (windmills) – you-know Iโ€™ll never run!

I swing at THAT-OLD (baseball) PITCH, and-Iโ€™ll โ€œknock-it-out-the-Park;โ€

Iโ€™ll blow up mean olโ€™ JAWS, I will! Heโ€™ll be a gimpy shark!

Iโ€™m savinโ€™ all The Universe, and THANOS stands NO CHANCE,

โ€˜Cause, when he grabs The Gaunlet, (pause) Iโ€™ll pull down on his pants!!

The War of Armageddon – will never happen – for,

I neutralized โ€œtheirโ€ weapons, and they donโ€™t have no more!!

I had-a-me a baby, with-THE-5th-ELEMENT,

And Leeloo thinks Iโ€™m โ€œpeachy,โ€ even-though Iโ€™m crude and bent!

Yeah! Now you ask me questions, like โ€œWhere-do-we-go-from-here?โ€

But – Iโ€™ve no bloody answers, to questions laced with fear!

Just let your hair down, Honey – and smell The Yellow Rose;

I AM your LONE STAR, baby – Iโ€™ve-already-lost-my-clothes!

To-EXPOSE all those things hidden – It might be quite a shock!

When Donald Trump, he shivers – with a little, shriveled –

KNOCK,

Upon THE DOOR ETERNAL! There are no limits here,

So, SPREAD YOUR WINGS and fly away – or grab yourself a beer!*

fin ? <3

    • โ€œSometimes, bubbles and hops turn out to be everyoneโ€™s SALVATION!โ€ The Mystic Poet! โ€œKanpei!โ€ โ€œSalud!โ€ โ€œCheers!โ€

** – LONESTAR! A song AND a new Marvel Universe Superhero, who usually: (1) shows up with NO costume on, just – (Tony) stark naked! (2) embodies the โ€œaspectsโ€ of a host of LOSERS***, who have been TEMPORARILY โ€œdefeated,โ€ but are NOW – back in action! and (3) saves the day, overcoming โ€œimpossible oddsโ€ because he is just so – NAIVE! (What a clown!)

*** – which includes: (1) PAUL BUNYAN (and his blue ox โ€œBABE!โ€); (2) Korben Dallas, the heroic mercenary who saves Leeloo, โ€œThe Fifth Element,โ€ in the film of the same name; (3) CASEY โ€œat the bat,โ€ who โ€œstrikes outโ€ each time we read that poem; (4) Icharus, the young, brash โ€œflyer,โ€ who straps waxed feathers to himself, so he can fly up to The Sun; (5) Police Chief Martin Brody, who finally subdues THE BIG SHARK; and, of course, our favorite: (6) Don Quixote! IF YOU FIND ANY OTHER LOSERS in this song, donโ€™t be surprised!

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