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The Salvation Song 🕊

“THE SALVATION SONG!” a song and a poem! a.k.a.: “How To Make It All Right With Bubbles And Tiny Hops Now And Forever!”* December 31, 2018 – January 1, 2019 to be sung to the tune of – – – **

I’m saving all The Universe, I’m savin’ it right NOW,

And-I am quite a GI-ANT! with my blue, bay-bay-by cow;

I’ll save all of this Universe, by flying-towards-The-Sun,

And-I’ll vanquish all the dragons (windmills) – you-know I’ll never run!

I swing at THAT-OLD (baseball) PITCH, and-I’ll “knock-it-out-the-Park;”

I’ll blow up mean ol’ JAWS, I will! He’ll be a gimpy shark!

I’m savin’ all The Universe, and THANOS stands NO CHANCE,

‘Cause, when he grabs The Gaunlet, (pause) I’ll pull down on his pants!!

The War of Armageddon – will never happen – for,

I neutralized “their” weapons, and they don’t have no more!!

I had-a-me a baby, with-THE-5th-ELEMENT,

And Leeloo thinks I’m “peachy,” even-though I’m crude and bent!

Yeah! Now you ask me questions, like “Where-do-we-go-from-here?”

But – I’ve no bloody answers, to questions laced with fear!

Just let your hair down, Honey – and smell The Yellow Rose;

I AM your LONE STAR, baby – I’ve-already-lost-my-clothes!

To-EXPOSE all those things hidden – It might be quite a shock!

When Donald Trump, he shivers – with a little, shriveled –

KNOCK,

Upon THE DOOR ETERNAL! There are no limits here,

So, SPREAD YOUR WINGS and fly away – or grab yourself a beer!*

fin ? <3

    • “Sometimes, bubbles and hops turn out to be everyone’s SALVATION!” The Mystic Poet! “Kanpei!” “Salud!” “Cheers!”

** – LONESTAR! A song AND a new Marvel Universe Superhero, who usually: (1) shows up with NO costume on, just – (Tony) stark naked! (2) embodies the “aspects” of a host of LOSERS***, who have been TEMPORARILY “defeated,” but are NOW – back in action! and (3) saves the day, overcoming “impossible odds” because he is just so – NAIVE! (What a clown!)

*** – which includes: (1) PAUL BUNYAN (and his blue ox “BABE!”); (2) Korben Dallas, the heroic mercenary who saves Leeloo, “The Fifth Element,” in the film of the same name; (3) CASEY “at the bat,” who “strikes out” each time we read that poem; (4) Icharus, the young, brash “flyer,” who straps waxed feathers to himself, so he can fly up to The Sun; (5) Police Chief Martin Brody, who finally subdues THE BIG SHARK; and, of course, our favorite: (6) Don Quixote! IF YOU FIND ANY OTHER LOSERS in this song, don’t be surprised!

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By Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)