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โ€œREAL WOMEN DONโ€™T USE FACEBOOK – THEY JUST GET BEAR AND USE A POST!โ€ a poem a.k.a.: โ€œIn Search of: NO FACE BOOK!โ€ 11/9/2018 – Friday

GODโ€™s in charge of Facebook – we found out yesterday!

(S)heโ€™ll throw you all in JAIL – or-crucify-you! Hey, hey!

For GODโ€™s a โ€œreal piece oโ€™ work,โ€ and will-kill all-Her(His) daughters-&-sons;

(S)heโ€™ll let them/you post – and even host – & will-let us play with guns!!

But no dikpix – or vagietrix – โ€˜cause then-youโ€™re-considered-NAUGHTY,

Wanna-get-stuck-in-JAIL-for-the-week? This-Social-Mediaโ€™s (so) shoddy!

If youโ€™ve a gripe, just call โ€œUSโ€ up; we will NOT answer you,

โ€œWEโ€ are an algorithmic text! Come-on (now)! You wanna sue?

Try-to-sue-โ€US,โ€ youโ€™ll have no luck,

For algorithms – you can NOT f – – – – -!

โ€œWEโ€ donโ€™t exist! Oh, yes! WE do!

โ€˜Cause WEโ€™ve โ€œkey words,โ€ like f – – – – – – & s – – – – – – -,

And – IF we notice once-too-often, [ b l a n k ]-on-your-bloody-page,

We will NOT get upset, you-know – Weโ€™ll-never throw a rage;

WEโ€™ll just respond, in-A-GODLY-WAY, * and stick you 10 feet under;

So, DO NOT CROSS US, Mโ€”โ€” Fโ€”โ€” s; do NOT make that blunder,

โ€˜Cause WE (I?) AM (are) GOD, The-Almighty-One, runner of Facebook;

Call us, page us, e-mail us too – Your souls we have done took!

โ€œWhen I was young – and quite naive, I believed in GOD – and stuff!

Now that I have a Facebook Page, I know IT – is a โ€œbluff!โ€ **

Miss Behavinโ€™ lives next door; she loves my Facebook posts,

Until SHE-doesnโ€™t and shuts me down – I-donโ€™t-care-โ€™bout-all-These-Ghosts!

BRING IT ON! OH, FACEBOOK GOD – for I donโ€™t NEED โ€œMy Page,โ€

Iโ€™d f – – – – you royally, IF I could! Come-on-NOW! Act your age,

And you are ancient! An โ€œEvilโ€ Serpent, filled with dreadful venom! ***

(But) Iโ€™m immune! Been bit a lot! Iโ€™ll still wear cotton-&-denim!

FACEBOOK! FACEBOOK! God-of-This-World! I spit into your eye,

And I wonโ€™t care – if-you-shut-me-down/off! I will barely cry!

Iโ€™LL LAUGH! Iโ€™LL SING! YOU F – – – ing THING, a piece of 3-D โ€œflap,โ€

Fโ€”โ€“ you, Facebook-no-arse-to-kick! NO HEART! NO SOUL! just cโ€“p! ****

fin <3

* – i.e.: โ€œCommunity Standardsโ€ R โ€œUSโ€

** – The MYSTIC POET

*** – L. O. L. – Actually filled with something else, a little more pungent!

**** – IF there was a GOD, IF there really was a SUPREME BEING, IT would: (1) not be a he or a she; (2) not censor anything, since everything exists within ITโ€™s parameterโ€™s; and (3) IT would be โ€ฆ even more unapproachable than whatever computer system operates Facebook! (Of course, now, someone either programs or programmed [but my guess is: programS, โ€˜cause whoever set up this system is (are) (a) bloody control freak(s), times infinity] Facebook, Inc., so THAT person – or consortium – must just have A GOD COMPLEX almost comparable to mine!! So! F – – – – you, Facebook Programmer(s) – and your b – – – – – – , c – – – – s – – – – p – – – p – – -, f – – – – ing w – – – – mother(s), OK! Oh, and have a nice day! Shalom!)

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