By the Son of the Mystic Poet

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN TUMBLR!!

TRUMP’S CUT, TWEET AND DIE! BY THE SON OF THE MYSTIC POET, AKA: SMP 500 JANUARY 22
TRUMP GOT A HAIRCUT, TRUMP GOT A DYE,
OH, WHAT A THOROUGHLY WONDERFUL GUY!
YOU KNOW, DON; WE MIGHT “RIB” YOU, BUT WE REALLY DON’T MEAN,
TO BE MEAN AND NASTY, FOR WE CERTAINLY DO GLEAN,
HOW TRULY HARD YOU ARE WORKING WITH LOVE & SINCERITY.
WE REALLY DO APPRECIATE, ALL “YOUR POLICY,”
TO INSURE SAFETY, HAPPINESS AND CALM,
AND FOR ALL THE U. S. CITIZENS TO HAVE A “SECOND MOM!”
WE LOVE OUR MOM MELANIA; WE HOPE SHE’LL VISIT SOON!
WE LOVE HER SOFT AND TENDER WAYS, & WE’RE OVER A BLOODY MOON
THAT WE HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING HERE IN BREWSTER COUNTY!
IF WE LIVED A BIT MORE NORTH, WE’D SENT FOR HER A “MOUNTIE,”
WHO WOULD GRACEFULLY SWEEP HER OFF HER LOVELY FEET,
AND KISS AND CUDDLE HER, AND THEN WE COULD ALL EAT,
SOUTHWEST CUISINE, LIKE A BIG MEAT TORTILLA;
MELANIA COULD COME AND LIVE WITH US; WE KNOW IT COULD BE-A,
WONDERFUL THING! WE COULD BE HER “HIDE-AWAY,”
WHILE YOU ARE DEALING WITH AFFAIRS OF STATE EVERY DAY!
WE’D WINE AND DINE HER AND HAVE CLOSE ENCOUNTERS,
AROUND WATERING TROUGHS, WITH THE MOUNTIES & THE MOUNTERS,
DANCING AROUND, WITH SOME DELIGHT, THE MOON OF BLOOD,
AND YOU’VE GOT A STANDING INVITATION, SINCE YOU ARE OUR BUD!
THE MOON IS RED; THE FENCE IS HIGH;
AND SO ARE WE, AND MELANIA’S THIGH,
IS IN FULL VIEW, AS THE SHEER MOON LIGHT,
CASCADES OFF OUR FIRST LADY ALL RIGHT!
THE DESERT SKY IS CLEAR AND BROAD,
AND WE LOVE YOUR PRESIDENTIAL BOD,
AND IN THE DRY AND PURE NIGHT AIR,
THE SMOKE OF FIRES WILL BRUSH YOUR (NOW BLACK) HAIR,
AND MAKE US SMELL LIKE A BIG CIGAR,
HERE’S A NOD TO MELANIA AND TO “RAISING THE BAR!”


* – https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/@5525755

Humour in the White House 😁

** – LIKE THE ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE!
*** – SO THE FENCE WILL BE SUFFICIENTLY HIGH TO KEEP OUT THE FOLKS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BORDER WHO CLAMOR TO GET TO THIS SIDE, TO ENJOY OUR GAY WEST TEXAS FESTIVITIES!

[SO, YOU MIGHT ASK WHY TRUMP GOT THE CUT AND DYE TO LOOK MORE LIKE KIM JONG-UN! — WELL, THE ANSWER CAME, DURING THE BLOODY RED MOON! — BECAUSE: BOTH GUYS LIKE SEPARATION AND ISOLATION AND LIVING SO-LOW LIVES! — THEY BOTH LIKE BARRIERS AND BORDERS AND LIES, — LIKE: “STAY AWAY FROM US; WE HAVE INTEGRITY! — (AND A WHOLE LOT OF MISUNDERSTANDING AND FEARFUL STRATEGY!)

This SON OF SAM or of The Mystic Poet – is GETTING OUT OF HAND! Look at what (s)he’s posted NOW! This is going to ruin The Mystic Poet Tumblr site forever, whatever that means:

Tumblr you have upset the Mystic Poet
Tumblr you must apologise to all Poets on Tumblr
These are the folk that kept Tumblr alive
But no you are at fault allowing all that junk to take over the space of published authors and artists that allowed Tumblr to be credible.
Yesterday, as we looked through Tumblr porn, was still being shown, what happened to the cut off date 17 December 2018? Mystic Poet is a loss to Tumblr as many other genuine Artists are leaving. Mystic Poet has been banned on Tumblr for being porn. After many Reviews by Tumblr not one reply from Tumblr. In fact, we posted the same posts again under a different name. Those same poems with graphics were not deemed inappropriate. It clearly shows that the computer scanners are out of date. Tumblr and Facebook got greedy on the dollar and thought they would get away not spending their money on an update on their own responsibilities to complying with the Law. No company is beyond the law. Yes, they all have been found guilty of Community Standards. The ramifications to disconnect Authors and Artists being targeted as culprits and banned causing mental anguish to innocent folk. Many innocent folk are looking at a Clase Action Law Suite against Social Media Giants : more later

THE TUMBLR S[U]N –

WRITTEN BY THE SON OF THE MYSTIC POET:

Dazzled

I THINK THE MYSTIC POET IS MAKING FUN OF ME,
AS I AM WRITING HERE SOME DAYS ON HIS TUMBLR-EE!
I NOTICED HE HAD QUIT HIS SITE, AND NATURE ABHORS A SPACE,
THAT IS NOT BEING UTILIZED TO HELP THE HUMAN RACE!
I HAVE TAKEN UP THE CAUSE TO FILL THIS VACUUM, SO,
WE CAN UTILIZE ALL GOOD SPACE AS WE GENTLY GO,
ABOUT OUR DAILY ACTIVITIES, WHETHER IN OR OUT (OF) THE FENCE,

YET, I AM POOR AND DESTITUTE; I HAVE JUST A FEW P E N C E, *

NOT ALL THE CASH AND WHEREWITHAL, LIKE MR. TRUMP AND MYSTIC:
THOSE GUYS ARE RICH AND POWERFUL! BUT I’M MORE REALISTIC.
I JUST NEED A LITTLE CHANCE TO MAKE A LITTLE MONEY,
&, WHEN I’M FORCED TO STAY AWAY FROM THE LAND OF MILK & HONEY,
I CAN’T AFFORD TO FEED MY FAMILY, TO SMUGGLE & DO TRADE;
I KNOW YOU NEED MORE DRUGS IN THERE & WITH DRUG-SMUGGLING WE’VE MADE,

A LITTLE MONEY AND IMPACT – TO GET YOU ALL CHEAP STUFF,
SO YOU CAN DEAL WITH YOUR GUILT AND MR. TRUMP ENOUGH,
FOR WE ARE SURE YOU’RE CRAZY AND FED UP WITH YOUR “REPS,”
THE GUY & GAL POLITICIANS, WHO LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE STEPS,
AND ALL THE CLEVER BENEFITS AND SALARIES THEY GOT,
FROM VOTING ON THEIR OWN PAY BILLS & SMOKING A LITTLE POT,
WITH SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS AND FRIENDS (IN THE OTHER PARTY),
THEY ARE ALL SLEEPING IN ONE BED & DON’T MIND BEING TARDY,
TO WORK OR EVEN SHOWING UP, SO THEY CAN CLOSE DOWN “THE PLAY,”
AND WATCH ALL U.S. CITIZENS SLOWLY WASTE AWAY!
SO, ANYWAY, WE LIKE TO SMUGGLE DRUGS FOR JOHN Q. PUBLIC, BUT
THE POLITICIANS SNATCH THEM ALL! IS THAT LIKE A “BUDGET CUT?”

I THOUGHT I WOULD INCLUDE AN APPROPRIATE, HEART-WRENCHING SONG, LIKE THE MYSTIC POET USED TO DO: (IS THAT OK?)

* – THAT IS AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR, BUT I HAVE ONLY BEEN EDUCATED TO GRADE SCHOOL LEVEL, SO DON’T EXCEPT MUCH, OK?

** – ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! HOW AM I DOING?

🌼 Self love 🌼

“THE MYSTIC POET’S PRAISE FOR THE NEW KID IN TOWN!” a poem Jan. 22, 2019 (Tuesday) 2 2 2 2 – – – – too good! This “ghost writer” on jfastereft.tumblr.com is 2 GOOD! (S)he is simply A SENSATIONAL POET – and – A BRILLIANT POLITICAL SATIRIST! I give up! I can’t compete with the wit and wisdom which bristles from those lines! Sigh! Why was I born? Oh, me!! “No matter how good you are, how well you rhyme or what cleverness you might demonstrate ‘in the nation,’ there is ALWAYS someone: BETTER! ‘more rhymie’ AND CLEVERER than you; so just stay humble and, if possible, out of sight!” The “RIMER” formerly known as “The Mystic Poet.”

Whoever’s taken-over my TUMBLR site – really-has a-way with the pen,
Having BRILLIANCE with words and rhyming (and-political-satire)! Who knows when,
I’ll ever be as good as that!? I can only hope,
That-one-day-I-might-rise! to-that-level, but-for-now, I’ll-simply-mope,
And look to bright tomorrows, when my-writing might-be as sweet,
And lyrical – and lovely – a muse one day I’ll meet,
Who’ll inspire me – even half as much, to get such po-e-try,
That-makes-angels-sing-and-bells-to-ring, WITH-RHYTHM-OF-SKY-&-TREE,
And high bor-der divisions – to keep harmony and peace;
I wonder if THIS SHUT-DOWN, if it – will ever cease?
I’M SURE THAT TRUMP, OUR PRESIDENT, IS ALSO MISSING MEALS,
And staring long – in Kim Jong-Un’s eyes, making lots of “deals!”
For now-though those-two look alike, with even matching hair!!
I hope they might be locked-in-a-room, where they can lovingly-stare,
At one another, smile-and-giggle, and be all “rootin’ tootin’,”
Waiting for their fine bud-dy – Vladi-mir-e-Putin!
I FOUND THIS PICTURE-OF-PROPHECY, of the three of them tied down,
Living-in-a-mon-a-stery, with-its-name: “THE TRIAD CLOWN,”
Talking – about-their-“triumphs,” and how clever they all are!
Yes, THOSE THREE! I sing with glee – “THEY’VE ALL GONE OH, SO FAR!”

fin ❤

Editor: oh my, Someone here is so addicted to Tumblr 🤗

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